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    There was no possible way that Suguru heard that right. There was no way his best friend—his stupid, annoying, smug best friend—had just moaned his name while jerking off. He was just hallucinating, high off of… off of something, he was sure. He could figure out what it was later, once he figured out how the hell he was going to get out of here.

    OR; Geto accidentally gets stuck in the closet, and Gojo decides to unwind after a long day.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Across the bridge, Suguru has walked almost half-way by the time he sees Satoru. He’s got a curse floating over him, stretched wide to cover him fully. A grotesque parody of an umbrella. Satoru huffs a laugh under his breath.

    They stop where they are. Closer than they’ve been in too long, but still so far there’s no doubt about it. This is how things are now. How things must be.

    Enemies.

    Satoru should kill this man. He’s been given orders to execute on sight. You’d think, considering Satoru’s sight is one of the things that make him the strongest, that wouldn’t be too hard. But here he is again. Incapable of hurting the only person he’s ever trusted.

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    Gojo and Geto meet by accident and steal a night together six years after Geto left Jujutsu High.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    “So what do you do for money, then, Su-gu-ru? Do you offer mass murder bonuses? Catering services? Do you sell your nudes?”

    “Hardly that.” Suguru scoffs. He rolls his eyes. “My nudes are not something people can afford to buy. ”

    “Hmmm, I could afford them.” Satoru shoots back with a grin. “I'm rich enough to buy your nudes.”

    Suguru levels him with a look, and there’s about half a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.

    “Do you wanna buy my nudes, Satoru?”

     

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    A story in which Satoru ends up funding Suguru's Cult activities by buying his overprices nudes and personalized nsfw otome CDs.

    It's also a character study in whether or not someone can be a genocidal mass-murder and a tsundere at the same time.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    "Happy anniversary, Satoru. Since you told me many, many times about how tentacle porn is your favorite hentai genre, I thought I'd surprise you."

    "Oh my god. Suguru. Does it lay eggs too?"

    That earns him a smack over the side of his head.

    Well, he can't have everything. A tentacle monster tentacling Suguru is good enough.

    "Can I film it? For…erm…you know. Posterity."

    This feels like the fetish equivalent of being handed a license to kill. He’s the goddamn James Bond of Suguru Lewdery. He’s gonna direct his own porno.

    It's not an exaggeration to say that Satoru feels like all his birthdays came at once.

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    In which Gojo Satoru gets to direct his own hentai and plots on how to marry the love of his life.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    Maybe this is just another reason, another excuse for Satoru to be touched by Suguru, to be pliant in his hands if only for a temporary amount of time. At this point, Satoru will grasp at anything to get Suguru’s attention, whether it be through his touch or his gaze or his voice. It’s already been decided:

    Satoru will get a tattoo, and Suguru will be the one to do it.

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    In an effort to entice his tattoo artist best friend, Satoru ends up with a tongue piercing and a tramp stamp.

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    26 Mar 2026