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The back of his neck burned in embarrassment. Blood had rushed south along with his thoughts. Draco grimaced; what he wouldn’t give for an undetectable extension charm in the zipper. “Why, pray tell, am I wearing this… outfit?”
Pansy sidled up and looped her arm through his. “You’ve been volunteered to explore M.U.F.F.”
Draco choked on whatever he was going to say. “Explore what?”
Granger’s eyes flickered down toward Pansy’s hand on his elbow and returned a tight smile. “The Muggle Understanding & Familiarization Foundation’s mission is to demystify the Muggle world while showcasing some of its wonders. The four-week curriculum is intended for adult wix.” She gestured toward Narcissa. “Your mother’s brainchild.”
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speed running the spectrum of human experience by CalliopeCrowe
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Apr 2026
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"On Monday, Dad was bugging Aunty Mione, saying she’d have to dust out cobwebs soon.”
Scorpius tilted his head. “What does that mean?”
“I think it’s because Aunty Mione is scared of spiders,” Albus answered. “Not as bad as Uncle Ron, but whenever she sees one, she always lets out a funny squeak. And Mum was saying that Aunty Mione’s hair is resembling a cat lady’s, and that if she wasn’t careful, there’d be nothing but cat fur and cobwebs left.”
Scorpius nodded. “Can something be done about that?” The boy asked seriously.
“Dad said he’s recommending another one of the Aurors to help her out.” Albus scratched out something on the parchment. “He’s apparently a big, muscled guy. Dad said he would take good care of Aunty Mione.”
A thunk interrupted the conversation.
Draco rubbed at his knee, where it had slammed against the bottom of the dining table, and avoided the stares of the two young boys.
Apparently a big, muscled guy, who would take good care of Aunty Mione.
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Or why you should never leave 13 year olds alone with your Quill that dictates your every word.
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Marriage is largely a matter of perspective. From hers, Draco Malfoy is an exceptionally good husband.
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An Official Statement from The Office of The Minister for Magic
Minister Granger is excited to announce that she is expecting her first child, due June 21.
Undersecretary Parvati Patil will step in as Interim Minister for six weeks while Minister Granger takes a short period of maternity leave.
“I look forward to welcoming my little one, and acting as both Minister for Magic and mum. I plan to be fully contactable during my leave, and will resume all ministerial duties upon my return.”
The Minister will not be disclosing the identity of the child’s father at this time.
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Give Hermione Granger four hours of Liquid Luck and a Time Turner, and she would change the course of the Wizarding World, guaranteed… or so she thought.
Tom Riddle had other plans for her.
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- Part 1 of The Luck & Time Trilogy
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Hermione’s being shipped off to the New World colony to avoid being outed as a witch, and to be married off like a goodwife.
She's sure she can talk her way out of it until she meets the Governor of Massachusetts Bay Colony, Draco Malfoy.