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Stiles would like to say, very clearly, that it really wasn’t his fault this time. He figured that some mild avoidance, and extensive procrastination, could perhaps keep the inevitable lecture from Derek to a minimum, if the whole thing was revealed in a calm manner and the thank you gift promised was reasonable, small and easily hidden. This whole plan went immediately out the window the second Stiles emerged from his shower to find a very shiny, very new, very small child sitting on the couch of his apartment. Stiles was pretty sure that the Seelie queen had gotten him a very real little girl as a thank you gift. She was definitely not small, easily hidden nor reasonable.
In which, overly thankful fairies cause confusion and happiness for both Stiles and Derek.
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Everyone imagines what their first conversation with their soulmate would be, but Derek still didn't know how he'd ever respond to "I’ll give you twenty dollars to allow me to pretend to suck your dick and an extra twenty if you pretend that I’m the best you’ve ever had because my douchebag of an ex is in this shitty bar and when I caught him cheating he blamed it on my horrific blowjob skills."