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    When trying to transfer Shen Yuan from the real world to Proud Immortal Demon Way, the System runs into an error. Doing its best to be helpful, System tries to make a small, temporary adjustment that it hopes will get the story back on track.

    System did not account for Shen Yuan himself.

    Instead of making his way to Cang Qiong Mountain Sect and assuming the life of Shen Qingqiu, Shen Yuan made a beeline for the closest landmark instead: Taoren Mountain, said to be infested with monsters and haunted besides. The chain reaction that results changes everything.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    In which Shen Yuan flounces around the PIDW timeline in different roles and makes a mess of everything. He likes to think he helped make some things better, but he’s pretty sure he made things worse too.

    Apparently, constantly leaving behind a protagonist that has major abandonment issues was a bad thing.

    …Huh, who knew?

    If Shen Yuan could go back to redo his first meeting with Luo Binghe (Yes, the one where he pretended to be a fortune teller. No, not the one where he picked him up from the Luo River.)

    He thought that it wouldn’t have gone very differently.

    After all, how could he have predicted this??!

    “A’Yuan,” Luo Binghe (as in LUO BINGHE) purred as he leaned into Shen Yuan’s…well, everything, really. “Would you kindly tell this lord where you’ve been for the past five years?”

    Danger! Danger!! Danger!!! Important things must be said three times! And the protagonist looking like he was going to eat him alive was 100% f*cking important okay!?! Also, how the hell did he find out about his identity?!?! SYSTEM! WHAT THE F*CK??!!

    (OR: Giving Binggē a happy ending, one version of Shen Yuan at a time!)

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Shen Yuan was apparently, an average disciple.

    According to Ning Yingying and some older Shimei’s, everyone had been baffled when Shizun had made him a personal disciple. He was good enough to be an inner disciple but not the best by a long shot, and Shizun only took The Best. He didn’t get into any of the infighting senior disciples normally did for their Shizun’s favor because according to Ning Yingying

    “Shizun thinks Shen-Shixiong is a lazy brat, and Shixiong doesn’t care what anyone thinks ‘cause he’s always trying to get off the mountain to go hunt monsters like he’s some Bai Zhan Brute.” She had then assured Luo Binghe that he’d love Shen Yuan.

    Luo Binghe has a sinking feeling in his chest that perhaps, this is the most accurate thing his Shijie has ever said to him.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Transmigration is a dream come true. It’s only a shame he has this of all things come true. Him! As Ming Fan! The boy who grew up only to die of ants. It had been an almost well-deserved death, sure, but Shen Yuan is the one in the body now and he would rather fucking not.

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    A humble transmigrator is assigned a role he does not find particularly flattering. Can he please get recast?

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Shen Yuan wakes up to the sound of crying.

    He lies there for a moment, feeling like cling film stretched too tightly over something pointy, in danger of tearing down the middle but holding on by his fingernails. It’s dark, it’s smelly and he is laying face down against a heated stone floor, or maybe it’s just some faux stone tiles for the nature aesthetic. It feels like his brain got replaced with moss or cotton or balled up, wet paper towels that’s coming apart. In the stretched out moment where he takes it all in, he decides this fucking place sucks, and he will never visit again.

    The crying is to his left.

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    Shen Yuan wakes up in the Ling Xi caves, and he is not alone.

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    24 Jun 2026