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  1. Mutual Agony by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors  

    14 Jun 2026

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    Neither the Blessed Lady nor the First Chaplain get what they really want.

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  2. beautiful meanings in beautiful things by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors  

    04 Jun 2026

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    Lucius lends a helping hand.

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  3. The Gift by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000  

    30 May 2026

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    Magnus makes it all better, for a time.

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    32
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    2
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  4. Physician, Flay Thyself by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors  

    26 May 2026

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    Fabius makes a choice.

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    3
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  5. To Better Make Your Acquaintance by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors  

    20 Apr 2026

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    Horus and Sanguinius have their first time together.

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    10
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    63
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    8
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    787

  6. Driven on Edge by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000  

    03 Apr 2026

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    The primarch of the VIIIth has a distressing habit.

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  7. Pleasure and Prey by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors  

    26 Mar 2026

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    Two brothers hunt.

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    3
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  8. A Good Man by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors  

    24 Mar 2026

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    Talos shared a lifetime with Xarl.

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    1
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  9. Cleanse the Filth by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors  

    09 Mar 2026

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    Talos doesn’t have a hygiene slave. Septimus will have to do.

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    Comments:
    5
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    69
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    354

  10. The Post-Fight High by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000  

    06 Mar 2026

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    After combat, Sigismund gets off.

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    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    535

  11. Lotophage by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000  

    04 Mar 2026

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    Things have gone somewhat differently, and Khârn and Argel Tal share a quiet moment.

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    Comments:
    4
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    25
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  12. Five times Argel Tal gave pleasure, and one where he received it by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000  

    03 Mar 2026

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    Argel Tal is very popular in bed. It's all thanks to one man.

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    3
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    36
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    1
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  13. Stay Down by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000  

    02 Mar 2026

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    Khârn loses control, and makes a mistake.

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  14. The Cost of Comfort by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors  

    26 Feb 2026

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    Ruven reminisces.

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    3
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  15. Let Him Cook by for mahaute

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors  

    12 Feb 2026

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    Honsou and Uriel Ventris will find each other in any universe.

    In this one, teenage Honsou cooks meth.

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    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    40
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    4
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    897

  16. That Sort of Lesson by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Horus Heresy - Various Authors  

    24 Jan 2026

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    Ohthere Wyrdmake has more to teach. Ahriman is desperate to learn.

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    Comments:
    3
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    284

  17. Afterwards by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors  

    23 Jan 2026

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    Sigismund is invited to the post-pit afterparty.

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    280

  18. And Your Enemies Closer by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors  

    30 Dec 2025

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    Snapshots from a life owned by Honsou.

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    Comments:
    5
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    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    855

  19. The Beast Sated by

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Horus Heresy - Various Authors  

    29 Dec 2025

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    Magnus saves the day a little too late.

    Language:
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    Comments:
    8
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    44
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    3
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    767

  20. Reaching into the Fortress by for actualkoschei

    Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000  

    17 Dec 2025

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    Ahriman and Forrix run into some cultural differences.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    297

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