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    Deep in the dungeons of the Kingdom of Erebor, in an old, unused storeroom, lived a hobbit.

    In which Bilbo Baggins is a thief, and in over his head.

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    27 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch.19. So freaking good!!!!

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Bilbo Baggins wants nothing more than a quiet life, but Gandalf—and a company of infuriatingly persistent dwarves—have other plans. Dragged from Bag End into a quest he never agreed to, Bilbo finds himself dodging trolls, goblins, wolves, and a growing list of disasters that seem determined to eat him alive. Yet beneath the grumbling, good manners, and sharp tongue, Bilbo proves far braver than anyone expects—including himself. As the journey unfolds, his reluctant place among the company begins to solidify, especially in the eyes of Thorin Oakenshield, whose suspicion slowly gives way to respect, fascination, and something far more dangerous.

    !!!THIS IS A BOOK REWRITE NOT MOVIE COMPLIANT!!!

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    02 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch.2

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    Post BOFA - Bilbo stays in Erebor for a full year, hopeful that he can carve out a place amongst the dwarves. Unfortunately his relationship with the king is still tense, and the two have not regained their easy comradery from the quest. The hobbit announces he plans to depart for the Shire, garnering a poor joke from Bofur about having “his pick of the hobbit lasses!” Bilbo however disabuses them of this notion quickly, assuring them all it is just his home he misses - besides, he would be considered virtually ineligible due to his going on the quest. The dwarves won’t take this lying down and make sure to introduce him to a host of strapping dwarves who would properly appreciate their burglar. Thorin meanwhile, is turning into a green eyed monster, but it isn’t the gold he is craving.

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    29 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch.4 super cute.

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    To do:
    1. Party
    2. Adventure
    3. Face Dragon
    4. Save Thorin & Lads
    5. Destroy Ring

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    Bilbo accepts what he thinks is an offer to reunite with his friends in the afterlife. Apparently, he’s taken on a bit more than that.

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    01 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch.10. Also so good! Another time travel one

  5. Public Bookmark 93

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    Blind bilbo fic

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    29 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch.16 so good!