Cardinal_Perplexus
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Every Day (Is Exactly the Same) by Cardinal_Perplexus
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Aug 2019
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Martin still works at the Magnus Institute. He just has a new routine.
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Sleeping Arrangements by Cardinal_Perplexus
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II
14 Jul 2018
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Fenris can't always sleep at the Hawke Estate.
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My Kingkiller by CardinalPerplexusOldAndAbandoned (Cardinal_Perplexus)
Fandoms: Kingkiller Chronicles - Patrick Rothfuss
23 Oct 2016
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hai dis is kvothe
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Perhaps Hawke isn't exactly who Fenris assumes he is.
Set during Enemies Among Us, after the scene in the Blooming Rose.
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Fenris likes poetry.
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I sent ART the edited file along with a snapshot of my recent haptic sensor logs, which mostly looked like [deleted] [deleted] [deleted].
ART took a moment to process that. Your difficulty with physical touch extends beyond merely touching or being touched by humans, it surmised.
I guess, yeah. I bristled at calling it a ‘difficulty’: it wasn't hard to touch things, I just didn't like doing it. But I had a system for dealing with that, so whatever, it wasn't an issue.
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Or, ART wants to make Murderbot comfortable. (And yes, it would like to feel that for itself, too.)
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Bookmarked by Cardinal_Perplexus
04 Jun 2026
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Gurathin loans Murderbot his genitals during a medical emergency. It's...not as bad as it could be.
Noncon warning is for the inherent nature of the trope - these two are being as respectful of each other as they can manage (so, not VERY).
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Bookmarked by Cardinal_Perplexus
01 Jun 2026
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Set between Fugitive Telemetry and Network Effect, Murderbot inadvertently finds itself responsible for the welfare of a house full of children.
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30 May 2026
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Without a cubicle to reset its endocrine system, Murderbot goes into heat. Gurathin would normally be the last person it would turn to for the kind of help it now needs, but he smells so good.
With him, at least I wasn't at risk of anything emotionally complicated.
MIND THE TAGS <3
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- Part 1 of If Statements 'verse
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25 May 2026
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You can’t be this stupid, ART said, which was insulting but also relieving, because it never talked to me that way during the trauma treatment. Maybe this wouldn’t turn into a BARF after all. Turn off your governor module, you idiot. It’s giving you brain worms.
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- Part 2 of sandbox environment
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17 May 2026