Cardinal_Perplexus



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    Ryland Grace is unknowingly pregnant when he is put into suspended animation and sent on a suicide mission to save Earth from astrophage. After completing his mission and turning back for Rocky, he and his friend have to navigate ever-complicated human pregnancy and parenthood during the 4 year trip to Erid. After touchdown, will Erid be willing and able to support two fragile human lives? What will Grace have to do in the name of bravery for his child? What does life look like for a child of the stars?

    Will be a four part series. Updates every Sunday and Wednesday.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.

    Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.


    “Grace. What are you doing?”

    Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.

    “‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”

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    23 Jul 2026

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    They’re six days out of landing at Erid. The situation is tough - they’re running out of rations, out of xenonite, out of time - but they’ve pulled through this far. Grace just needs to work out how to dock at the orbital elevator, and they’re dandy-

    Except suddenly, Rocky doesn’t want to go home.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    “He’s holding his partner in astrophage crime cum best friend cum special person (jeez, jeez, WHAT) for the first time ever, which he never thought would even actually be remotely possible, and now here he is. Everything that’s happened; everything they’ve survived; everything that still lies ahead on the trip to Erid, assuming he survives that long. He can’t help it.”

    AKA “Grace finally gets to eat that sweet rockussy (he should use a dam but he really wants to taste and he should spit but he really wants to swallow. is okey. a little elemental mercury never hurt anyone too bad).”

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    20 Jul 2026

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    He’s actively stepping around Rocky, stepping over him, and heading towards the other end of the lab, cabinets and rows of samples. He could find something else here to look at, check up on the Taumoeba farms…

    Except, he doesn’t even make it to the threshold to cross the hallway of the ship. His feet stop. A complete, precise standstill.

    Rocky had chittered at him, a short burst of notes, monosyllabic in Eridian despite the layers of chords. He registered it not as any word, yet the command still struck.

    Stay.

    Heeled. Like a dog.

    And it wasn’t by any doing of Grace’s own decision making.

    alt; Rocky finds out how to control Grace via song

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    19 Jul 2026