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It’s not where they belong, but it’s where they’ve ended up.
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Bookmarked by Carnus
26 Jun 2026
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“It could be worse, you know,” said Archie, who sat on a crate near the entry, his lapels buttoned shut and his chin hidden in his coat.
Horatio, currently bent over a pallet of tins to count, glanced briefly to his friend with a flat expression. “It will be, if we continue to run down our salt meats as we are,” he replied, and then returned to his counting.
“Well, even then."
“Even then, what?”
“There could be a bear.”Bookmarked by Carnus
10 Nov 2025
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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18 Jul 2025
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10 Things I Completely Fucking Hate About You (No Offense) by Space_Daemon
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
08 Mar 2023
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Gideon wants to date Coronabeth Tridentarius, who isn’t allowed to date until her sister Ianthe does. But Ianthe has a weakness - Harrowhark Nonagesimus. If Harrow dates Ianthe, Gideon can date Corona, and the world will be full of sunshine and kittens and busty blonde babes who think Gideon is buff as hell. There’s just one problem: Harrow hates Gideon’s guts.
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The 'Her Serene Highness' AU I'll Write Someday by pipistrelle
Fandom The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir, The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Dec 2022
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11 Aug 2024
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Winning the Prince's Heart by skippingreelsofrhyme
Fandom The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Dec 2023
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11 Aug 2024
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Fuck You (Marry Me) by Space_Daemon
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Apr 2024
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To the REVEREND DAUGHTER OF THE NINTH Harrowhark Nonagesimus,
You are invited by the EMPEROR John Gaius to attend the debut of His daughter, HER DIVINE HIGHNESS Prince Gideon Gaia on Her 18th birthday, in precedence of a month of celebration at CANAAN HOUSE, the Prince’s home. All heirs to the Houses have been invited, and the EMPEROR hopes that this may also act as a caucus for the necromancers of His Houses. At the terminus of the month, HDH will select a spouse from those gathered. This spouse will ascend to the First and their House will be afforded as much luxury as the EMPEROR can provide.
Each candidate may bring two attendants, including cavaliers.
Dress code: Formal
P.T.O.
SURPRISE BITCH
BET YOU THOUGHT YOU’D SEEN THE LAST OF ME
ANSWER MY FUCKING INVITES
XOXO ~ G -
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When the Distortion finds a new host, it leaves Michael Shelley behind.
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09 Jul 2024
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(Part 5 is coming, y'all. One day. Don't count on it being soon, but it's coming. If you're reading this and I have not edited these words out, consider this series: still in progress!)
All the romances, friendships, and wild shenanigans of university life: TMA style.
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Paddy grumbled blearily. “Where are we headed?” he asked. He was slumped in the seat, having slid down slowly but steadily as they drove down the dirt road.
“Jalo."
“Ah. You know the way?”
“No.”Bookmarked by Carnus
21 Mar 2024
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"how far it is from paris to this outpost in the desert" petit suite sans fil
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fame and infamy (you're a fairytale to me) by jemwrites
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
05 Sep 2020
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When Neil, an enormous fan of A.Doe's novels, stumbles into the quaint town of Palmetto, the last thing he expects to do is stay.
And when Andrew, secretly A.Doe himself, meets the town's newest cryptid, the last thing he expects to do is fall.
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30 Dec 2023
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“Thought you’d show up,” says Mark without turning around as Peter sits himself down at their kitchen table. “You’re predictable when there’s coffee involved.”
Peter puts his head on the table. “Really?”
“Yeah, you’re a real fiend for it.”
“No, I meant-” Peter groans, sits up. Rubs his eyes. “Are we going to talk?”
“We’re talking right now.”Bookmarked by Carnus
04 Dec 2023
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Little My's eyebrows form a tight 'v.' "Ah, I see how it is. What did you once call it, Moomintroll?" She taps a skewer against her bottom lip in contemplation before pointing it at him. "'Special friend time?'"
Moomintroll feels the fur on the back of his neck bristle, his nose going hot. "Yes, thank you, Little My. Can I help you with anything else or have you antagonized me enough for one day?"
"That's the great thing about Midsummer's Eve," Little My says, pointing her skewers up at the sky like twin scepters. "The day never really ends."
Or: Amidst Moominvalley's Midsummer celebration, Snufkin invites Moomintroll to dance.
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forever by bastaerd
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (TV)
16 Feb 2024
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A thud came from the upstairs floor of Starecross. Honeyfoot put down his book and ascended the staircase towards a room otherwise left untouched.
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Genos was just trying to repair a few wires, but then everything goes wrong and discoveries are made.
And just when he couldn't be even more embarrassed, Saitama walks in.
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Neil's Guide to Stalking Your Neighbor by justadreamfox for RainbowObsidian (secretandarling)
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
29 May 2020
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Oh my god they were NEIGHBORS!
Featuring matcha lattes and Lord of the Rings and just a wee bit of friendly stalking.
Starring punk rock Andrew and yoga teacher Neil.
Cameos from Seth as a really nice guy, and Allison being Allison.
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“There were only a handful of men in attendance– these lessons are often sparsely attended, as you know, but those who do attend come with the intent to improve upon not only their artistic skills but their powers of observation. Today there were… let me see.” Irving looked up at the ceiling and his mouth moved mutely as he recounted to himself the day’s class roster. “Hartnell, Peglar, Armitage, Gibson, Strong, and one other, I believe. Ah. Manson. A class of six.”
Little nodded. “Was it one of them?” he asked.
“No, no. They applied themselves to their work. It was only that- well, part of the way through the lesson Mr. Jopson arrived.”(or, Jopson's billion talents and the one thing he's dogshit at.)
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06 May 2023
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“You know, you could have asked for help."
“Sad wanking,” said Paddy, “is one of the poets’ long-standing traditions, along with hedonism, asceticism, and dying of consumption.”
“You’re feeling sad, then?”
“I said nothing like that. I only said it’s what the poets do– I am only sometimes a poet.”(or, what paddy does when it's the zombie apocalypse and augustin is missing.)