CarpeJugulum
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"You could," Kylo says, voice small.
"Could what?"
"Find someone else."
Hux is tired of giving. He wants to take.
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Take You For a Ride (On My Garbage Truck) by CarpeJugulum
Fandoms: Toy Story Series (Movies)
25 Oct 2012
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Basically, a notfic where Andy thinks the garbage man is hot and vice versa and they hook up. Yay!
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The question isn’t what Ilya would do to protect that love, but instead what wouldn’t Ilya do to protect that love? Ilya would do bad, bad things for Shane Hollander, in many different regards. Ilya would also undoubtedly wither away and out of existence, if he ever did something that ended up scaring Shane away from him permanently.
All of these questions are pointless. There’s only one, actual question that needs to be asked: is it better to speak or to die?
Ilya would argue in favor of death, every time.
Three months after the incident and nothing has changed. Ilya is charged with taking care of Shane after his wisdom teeth are taken out. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
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- Part 2 of Southern Recipes for Disaster
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14 Jun 2026
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“Tell me nothing is wrong with me,” he begs, his big brown eyes welling with tears that haven’t yet spilled over, and Ilya miscalculated somewhere along the way. Ilya fucked up.
This is not Quiet Shane. This is the Shane that Ilya can’t control himself around no matter how many years it’s been. The Shane that’s always lurking underneath the surface, ready to drown him at the first sign of Ilya’s weakness—the first drop of blood in the water. This is the Shane that Ilya would send home with bitemarks on his face and arms, all the way up through the second grade, because Shane would smile at him, like Ilya’s own personal sunflower.
Shane gets hard when a classmate from school hits him during a fight. Ilya, his best friend since diapers, knows everything there is to know about sex. Surely, he’ll have a way to fix this.
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- Part 1 of Southern Recipes for Disaster
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14 Jun 2026
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You left in peace, left me in pieces by harperose
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jun 2026
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Shane gets his hands on more lingerie for Ilya to wear.
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14 Jun 2026
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Shane picked up Ilya's old shoe again and stretched back the leather tongue before fitting it over the bulge which was exploding from between his undone pants. Experimentally he humped into it, letting his clothed cock explore and warm the space. Shane bit his lips as he stifled a moan. It really was a shame he had waited so long to do this.
OR: Shane fucks Ilya's shoe while said husband is grocery shopping.
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14 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander is Dating a Nice Man From Montreal! by trickysnail
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander has a secret boyfriend, and it’s not Ilya Rozanov. That’s for the best, though, because Shane’s boyfriend is absolutely perfect on paper. He’s also completely on board with the need to keep their relationship out of the press to avoid ruffling any feathers at the MHL commissioner’s office.
There’s only one problem with Shane’s boyfriend. He’s not Ilya Rozanov.
(Canon divergence where Ilya and Shane do separate photo shoots pre-rookie season and never hook up. Somehow. So then Shane has a “normal” dating life.)
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13 Jun 2026