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The Deviant, His Dad, & His Dog by Catastrophic_Mastermind
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
18 Jan 2021
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Following the revolution Connor has to come to grips with his new emotions, his place in the world, and life itself. With the help of Hank and Sumo, he may just figure things out.
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"Come on now, I know you’re allergic to doors but I'd rather not nail another board up.” His LED flashing yellow for a moment in guilt, his mouth opened to apologize for the broken window as he followed Hank inside only for the breath in his artificial lungs to leave him in an undignified “Oof!” as 170lbs of lovable fur barreled into his legs and knocked him flat on his back. Freezing for a moment to regain his bearings and to hopefully prevent another attack, he was quickly brought back into focus as a wheezing laugh sounded from further in the house. Doing his best to give an annoyed glare but being utterly unsuccessful as a massive tongue swept over his face, he instead let out a huff.“Seems… ha… seems Sumo here remembered you Connor.”
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Submitting for Smudgeandfrank's DITYS as my artistic ability begins and ends with stick figures.
The gorgeous image that is the prompt can be found here: https://www.instagram.com/p/B8pzsAEFxa6/?igshid=n16dhbtmf475
Voice of God: Adam Young had invited Crowley and Aziraphale over to Anathema's cottage for an Notpocalypse Anniversary Party, where the main event of the evening was scheduled to be a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Tournament. Aziraphale, not being tech savvy in the slightest, decided it was best to practice beforehand with Crowley as his mentor...
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“Does Angel Dust tend to nest in his suite?” Alastor asked without preamble.
“Why’re you askin’ me?” Husk asked gruffly, briefly trying to feign ignorance. A single raised brow from Alastor was all it took to squash that recalcitrance out of him, his shoulders and wings dropping. “Yeah, yeah – fine. But why’re you askin’ me now? It ain’t like Angel’s gonna steal his own shit and pretend like it weren’t him. Besides, he ain’t anywhere close to bein’ in heat. It’s not him, boss.”
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Items have been going missing around the hotel. Nothing of any value or consequence - just people's personal effects. Regardless of their importance, Alastor cannot simply stand by and let somebody rob folks in his territory, right under his nose.
He sets out to catch the thief - and picks up a less than useful helper along the way in the form of one miniature monarch - but comes up empty handed. Empty handed, that is, until later that evening.
With his past racing to catch up to him things and quickly spiraling out of his control, he might find that less than useful helper has a use after all.
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- Part 3 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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03 Jun 2026
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02 Jun 2026
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Once upon a time, Lucifer was minding his own goddamn business, living a perfectly normal life – one that he was very happy with, thank you very much.
That perfectly normal life – that he was very happy with – was abruptly turned on its head by the arrival of a mysterious fae, calling himself ‘Alastor’.
It turns out that normal life gets a lot harder to manage when you’ve got an almost mythical creature following you around, insisting he’s ‘helping.’ Lucifer isn’t sure how almost getting him arrested is meant to be any kind of help at all – but he has to admit, there is something about this man. Fae. Creature? Something about Alastor.
Something that seems to draw him in, an elusive sense of belonging that he’s never really had. The question is – can he prevent himself from throttling Alastor long enough to figure out what it is?
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- Part 2 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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02 Jun 2026
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A few years after the war between Heaven and Hell, Charlie and Vaggie get married. Alastor hadn't expected getting his face full of flowers during the bouquet toss, and he certainly didn't expect Lucifer to take it seriously.
(A sort of 5+1 story, but more like 4+???+1)
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- Part 3 of Lumen
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11 May 2026
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Lovers in the moonlight.
Under the shimmering stars.
Cries of terror.
In the light of the fireflies.
Fever dreams in the dark.
Eternal shadows.
Radiant light.
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Alarms bleared in Heaven.
Lights flashing red.
Angels panicking.
Sinners rejoice.
Trouble in the sky.
Over the pentagram.
Radiant light.
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