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    Peter had just returned to the tower, chatting with Ned through F.R.I.D.A.Y.’s speakers while he whipped up a ridiculously over-the-top snack. How was he supposed to know the Avengers would be right there on the Avengers floor, doing Avengers-y things? Not at all Peter's fault, if you ask him.

    (Rated T for Teenage (haha) and languange)

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    Peter groans dramatically. “Dude, Ned, please. I can’t do it. I cannot handle another dumb history conspiracy theory.”

    “Some of the people behind those theories were geniuses.”

    “Do not come to me with that.” Peter huffs,“Isaac Newton had an IQ of like 190 and died a virgin. He invented the reflecting telescope and still couldn’t find pussy with it? Sounds like a dummy to me.”

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Sir, I’ve flagged a recent upload for your attention.”

    “Oh yeah?” Tony leaned back, grimacing as he stretched his back. He’d been stooped over his bench too long again. “I could use a break anyway. What flavor are we talking, here?”

    The flavor system differentiated types of videos, and each flavor was sorted into a separate file folder for Tony’s review. Vanilla was, intentionally ironically, Stark Porn that happened to catch on one of Tony’s kinks. Strawberry was porn featuring a partner that fit Tony’s type, either in looks or demeanor. Chocolate featured a notable lookalike that played Tony well enough to meet his exacting standards. And so on and so forth.

    You do not yet have a flavor to categorize the relevance of this video. If I had to classify the content into a predefined flavor, I would say neapolitan, but that is an incomplete assessment of its import.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “You can't use Mister Stark's four hundred dollar tequila to grow diamonds.” Ned says, more blaster fire from his end of the line.

    “Diamonds which I could then use to line the repulsor systems.” Peter bites into his apple. “And then I’d always be with him.” Peter adds, “in Spirit.”

    "I see what you did there,” Ned says, “and I respect the pun. And the concept. Super freaking cute man. And lame. But mostly cute."

    OR Peter's broken his phone again, but luckily FRIDAY can just broadcast his chats with Ned throughout the penthouse. Too bad his spidey-sense doesn't warn him about Mister Stark's unexpected visitors. And if he ends up in Wakanda after that- well he may have found a little loophole in Tony's orders to stay home.

    Inspired by @coconutknightshade's amazing "Peter Parker's Super Secret Snack Stash"

    Teen for reference to underage drinking and drugs, maybe language.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    It wasn’t weird to think that Tony was Peter’s father. Peter had everything that a Stark should have: the mannerisms, the intelligence, the looks, the snark. So, logically, they weren’t surprised when the press started to spread rumors about Peter being Tony’s illegitimate son.

    The catch? It turns out the press was right all along.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    "Badge?" Happy asks Peter, holding out his hand.

    "I don't have one?" Peter says it half in a joking tone. Technically he has one. Technically he has a dozen or more, lost somewhere in the recesses of his Queens bedroom, in pants pockets, or under piles of dirty laundry. He thinks there's probably two or three wedged between the cushions of his and May's couch. Maybe there are a couple under the cushions of the couch in the penthouse too.

    "No badge, no entry."

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    Very short field trip fic with a happy, fluffy ending.

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    06 Jun 2026