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Blonde Blazer gets a call late at night that a child saved from a potential kidnapping situation could very well be SDN's newest Dispatcher.
A few secrets come out, and suddenly everything is a lot more complicated as Robert becomes the centre of the weirdest game of capture the flag.
With him as the flag.(Robert is de-aged to the last time he felt safe, which is at 11. Inspired by @killershark82 on Tumblr)
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- 12/?
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21 Mar 2026
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"Hey, don't I get a say in this?"
"Oh, pick me!" shrieked the animated doll. "The guest wants to have a say!"
Silence fell like a hammer on the devastated church.
"Does he now?" Mother Miranda icily said.
Ethan's mouth outran his brain when he replied, staring at the five monsters:
"Yeah. Give me your pitch. I'll choose."--
In which Ethan gets a say, and chaos ensues.Series
- Part 2 of MCU - The Mushroom Cinematic Universe
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19 Mar 2026
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Beef is smart. Beef is fast. Beef is rotund.
Beef can do many things — except get Mecha Man to take care of himself.
As he's brought through the doors of the Superhero Dispatch Network, Beef sets his sights on a new mission: Recruit a strong pack to take care of his human.
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- Part 1 of Z-team Polycule series
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14 Mar 2026
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The Z-Team didn’t like Robert.
They were villains. They were fuck ups. They each had a giant chip on their shoulders that barely let them stand next to each other on a good day. As soon as his voice first came on the group call, they had to give him shit. If they didn’t start harassing him, the Blonde Boss Lady would have benched them thinking they were being mind controlled.
Every handler thought they could “handle” the Phoenix team. Tame them, make them palatable, water them down. Turn them good. So they didn’t like Robert.
But they did like his voice.
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- Part 1 of Hear You, Feel You - ZTeam Polycule
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- English
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Bookmarked by CheeseSnake
14 Mar 2026
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Everyone else asks, "what if Steph had shot Pete?" or "what if Max hadn't died in the Waylon place?" I ask a different question—what if Solomon Lauter tried to smash his daughter's phone with a hammer, but ended up crushing her hand instead?
Chapters 1-17 betaed by SamScorch, chapters 19 forward betaed by Aziz. More tags will be added as they become relevant.
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- Part 1 of The Hammer Timeline
Bookmarked by CheeseSnake
11 Mar 2026