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After an ill-advised night involving alcohol and Trinity Santos, Dennis Whitaker shows up to his shift with a Grindr profile he fully intends to delete.
He forgets.
Eight hours later, he makes the even worse decision to show Dr. Robby something on his phone.(or: Dennis panics, Robby knows, and Jack is very, very confused)
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25 Mar 2026
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“Do I have your number?” Robby asked suddenly.
“Uh, sorry?” Dennis looked surprised.
“Do I have your phone number?” Robby repeated, reaching into his back pocket for his phone.
“Um. I don’t think so.” Dennis shook his head, taking the phone that Robby was now holding out to him.
“I’m having Jack house sit for me during the day, and he’ll be out at night for his usual 7:00PM shifts. If you, uh. Get a little too sick of Garcia, and Santos too I guess, you can go camp out in my loungeroom.” Robby offered. “You don’t have to take me up on that. It’s just, y’know. Out there. For you. If you need.”
OR Hucklerabbot enter a messy arrangement that leads to a messy three way relationship. Happy endings though, always.
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23 Feb 2026
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Robby sighed. “Come on, Jack. Anyone but him.”
Jack tilted his head. Robby’s eyes—sharp, tired, familiar—gave everything away. And suddenly, Jack got it.
“Oh. You want to fuck him.”
“Jesus, Jack.”
“I knew it,” Jack said, grinning wider.
And usually, Robby would laugh it off. Not this time. The reaction was too tense. Too defensive. Which meant one thing: this boy was a soft spot. And that made it more interesting.
Jack straightened. “Let’s make a wager.”
Robby narrowed his eyes. “A wager?”
“First one to fuck the mousy blonde wins.”
Robby grimaced. “His name is Dennis.”
Jack extended his hand. “Deal or no deal?”
Robby hesitated, then smirked. “What do I get if I win?”
Jack leaned in, lips brushing his ear. “I’ll bottom.”
The handshake was instant.
“Deal,”
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Robby and Jack make a deal, who will fuck Dennis first. But both fall for him, leaving Dennis conflicted.Bookmarked by Chief_Elder_Choop
23 Feb 2026
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23 Feb 2026
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22 Feb 2026
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“Look kid.” Dennis hates when Robby calls him that. Or at least when Robby does it to try and emphasise their age gap. It could be hot if Robby didn’t actually treat him like a kid. Like he is right now. “I’m flattered honestly, but you don’t want to date me.”
Dennis barely contains a scoff. Crossing his arms he straightens, standing as tall as possible. Their height difference really doesn’t help Dennis, not when Robby is literally looking down at him all the time. “I wouldn’t have asked if I didn’t want to, Robby.”
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Dennis is sick of Robby not taking his advances seriously, so he advances onto Jack Abbot. It helps that they both enjoy how much Robby hates them interacting- Language:
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20 Feb 2026
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Kyrie eleison- "Lord, have mercy."
It took just a second, a moment, a blink of an eye, and—
"No one talks to my husband like that."
And Dennis's world fell apart.
(Or, pain.)
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18 Feb 2026
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Hayden Pike's best friend Shane Hollander is as predictable and reliable as it gets. But when Shane uncharacteristically fights with Scott Hunter, of all people, Hayden needs to know why. As he sits in Shane's living room, waiting for an explanation, things start getting progressively more confusing. Why is Shane coming out to him? And how does Lily play into this?
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Hayden finds out about Lily after Shane and Scott fight on ice. When Hayden throws down gloves to take on a dinosaur, his closest ally is the most unlikely person.
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- Part 2 of Hayden Pike Hockey-matic Universe
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19 Jan 2026
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Shane's Lily by midnighttypewriter
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Feb 2026
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After Shane's accident on ice, Yuna sees Lily messaging him and decides to make a phone call.
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- Part 1 of Yuna's Boys
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15 Jan 2026
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“Come on, you’re telling me you wouldn’t consider sneaking into a storage closet with me?”
“Obviously, I would!” Eddie was whisper-yelling now, and Buck wasn’t sure exactly what point he was trying to make, but he was enjoying every second of this. “But one of us is going to have to have restraint and it has to be the—the one with the most experience.”
Buck felt his mouth drop open in delight. “Eddie,” he admonished. “Are you calling me a whore?”
“No!” said Eddie, looking increasingly flustered. “I just mean—clearly you have the power to do—” he gestured at Buck, “that, so you have the—the responsibility to, like, use it. Responsibly.”
“Did you just quote Spiderman?”
Eddie propped his elbows on the table and dropped his head into his hands, groaning dramatically. “I’m going to die. The first date, and I’m going to die.”
“Been there, wouldn’t recommend it.”
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Buck and Eddie and the first date.
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Bookmarked by Chief_Elder_Choop
10 Nov 2025
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“I'm Christine. What's your name?”
“Oh- It's Ja-elix??”
His brain froze for a second. Did he really try to introduce himself as Jax?
“Jaelix? Weird name, but nice to meet you anyway.” She raised an eyebrow.
“No- sorry, it's Felix-” he looked at her, smiling awkwardly before realising: "You're messing with me.”
She actually laughed this time; it wasn't just a chuckle or giggle, but an actual laugh.
Christine then leaned in a little, looking at him.“And you fell for it,” she smiled.
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They all escape the circus and everyone gets to be happy again (or not)
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06 Oct 2025
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Back in the real world, Pomni is trying to readjust to average, boring, completely non-amazing-non-digital reality.
When she runs into an all too familiar asshole, she’s forced to fully confront what exactly the Circus is, the way it’s impacted her and her friends, and more pressingly: how it’s entered the real world.
Jax and Pomni must hunt down the other four members of their digital squad, and quickly, as the new tech company ‘C/A’ is quickly making its way into the spotlight and spells out nothing but trouble.
Eventual Funnybunny and Abstragedy (:<
Illustrated by Meowchi
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05 Oct 2025
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Escaping the Digital Circus was only the beginning. Weeks later, Pomni -Christine- runs into Jax -Felix- on the New York sidewalk. She thought she'd never hear his stupid voice again. Their unexpected reunion forces them to confront the weight of the past, and now, the trajectory of their future.
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04 Oct 2025
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I will hold on as long as you like, just promise me we'll be alright by tamnation
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Dec 2023
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Jaskier wasn't in the market for a replacement witcher. Not after Geralt had broken his heart so thoroughly. There must surely be more appreciative audiences and travel companions to be had, and if he was lucky maybe even with a smidge less chaos and mortal peril thrown into the bargain.
Yet within a fortnight, he'd gone and stumbled across another witcher in the middle of absolutely nowhere. It's possible that Destiny is laughing at him.
(A post-mountain fic about Jaskier running into other witchers - original, I know).
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Bookmarked by Chief_Elder_Choop
19 May 2024
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you move to dayshift but aren't paid any more, go figure by tuzesdays
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
24 Mar 2026
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You never, never wanted to be on dayshift. All those children running around, being loud and messy and eugh... but that's what corporate scheduled you for, and they're the ones that write your checks, so. You weren't expecting to get along with the daycare attendant, but that doesn't mean you want to stay on dayshift just to hang out with them.
Too bad you can't back out now.
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- Part 1 of Please, While I'm Here
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18 Mar 2023
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You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.
Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.
You don't think this was in your employee contact.
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17 Mar 2023
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Rivers Run by DancingLassie
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
31 Dec 2020
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In which Jaskier is a River god and has a large protective family of other River gods. Geralt has no idea what he’s let himself in for.
Art by the amazing Aro
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28 Dec 2022
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'John didn't know how many times the phone had been ringing by now. Maybe three times? Or ten? He also couldn't tell how long he'd just been sitting there, staring at the empty armchair in front of him.' After Sherlock's death, John is desperate. He doesn't know how to go on. Can Mycroft help him to get over it? And maybe even show him that there's still something worth living for? JOHN x MYCROFT
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20 Sep 2022
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“Do you have children?” Mrs. Kehr asks pointedly, like an argument. Like she knows this is where she’s going to catch him out.
And Steve is done. Or no, in fact, he’s so far past done someone’s going to have to scrape off the burnt edges after this, but he is still simmering with rage over the thought that anyone could bear to treat their own kids this way, so he says, “Yes.”
Or: A canon compliant rewrite of that scene in 9.14 of Steve vs. the homophobic parents.
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26 Aug 2022
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Steve and Danny had no idea how many times they (or their Ohana) had been asked this particular question, and depending on whom you asked depended on the answer.
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26 Aug 2022