ChocolateAndCrying



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    In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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    Siffrin gets drunk with Isabeau and Odile and ranks the ways they’ve died. For therapy reasons.

    This can only go terribly.

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    The night goes like this: wishes on fallen stars. DIY shaved ice on the corner of the rooftop. Brainfreeze. Yugi Amane teaching him how to find Andromeda, held captive at the edge of the horizon. The impossible tower, bent like a question in the dark. Mitsuba’s laughter when he finds that his candy has stained his tongue electric blue.

    And Kou; uncertain why the sound of it makes him feel so unexplainably sad.

    (or; kou doesn't make it out of the painted world in time.)

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    Siffrin tried to open his mouth to reply, but found that it was locked shut. His tongue stuck to the roof of his mouth, and his teeth clenched so tightly Siffrin felt that they could crack. After a moment, he blinked confusedly. “What was the question again?”

    Isa propped his head up with his hand. His eyebrows furrowed in what looked like worry. “Sif, I only just asked you the question. I know your memory isn’t great, but…”

    Whoops. In an attempt to deflect, Siffrin laughed and waved his hand. “Sorry, Isa. You know me, my memory’s so bad I think I might forget to die!”

    Siffrin’s attempt missed its target, and instead struck the local water tower.

    “That isn’t good, Sif. Like, genuinely that’s a problem.” Isa’s free hand wavered towards Siffrin as he spoke, but before it got too close he pulled it away and instead brought it to his face. He rubbed his eyes for a moment, then looked at Siffrin in earnest. “We all know you tend to forget things, but if it’s this bad it could be a medical issue.”

    Siffrin averted his gaze, and frowned discontentedly. “It’s not that big of a deal, Isa. I’m just tired. It’s late.”

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    Or; Siffrin misses their home.

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