Chokes_On_Butter
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oh cupid walks right through, and shoots an arrow through my heart by Chokes_On_Butter
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
14 Mar 2026
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Fire Spirit Cookie, the newly selected embodiment of flame, found out the hard way that his powers didn't come for free. Since he was now employed as a Guardian of Nature until the end of Earthbread, somebody had to show him the ropes to make sure he didn't burn the entire continent to a crisp. Fire Spirit would try to make a good first impression... if only said somebody wasn't so distractingly easy on the eyes.
Wind Archer Cookie's goals were simple: carry out Millennial Tree Cookie's request and head back to the sacred forest with time to spare for an evening patrol. He didn't account for the terrible flirting and collateral damage that would follow.
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and i'm still a believer but i don't know why by Chokes_On_Butter
Fandoms: IDOLiSH7 (Video Game), IDOLiSH7 (Anime)
19 Mar 2025
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Watanabe Daiki, an overworked salaryman, suspected that his neighbor was being stalked.
Every day at 11 am sharp, a nice-looking young man would arrive at the guy's door, get into a fight with him, and sulk at his doorstep after being shut out. Daiki wanted nothing to do with the two of them yet with each attempt to distance himself, he'd only end up more involved with the couple than before.
Tl;dr 4 times Yuki's neighbor thought Re:vale were dating, 1 time he found out the truth
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The Second Male Lead is an Idol-Ota by Chokes_On_Butter
Fandoms: Ensemble Stars! (Video Game)
03 Jan 2025
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After being hit by a truck while walking home from an audition, Aira found himself transmigrated into the young body of a rich, but snobby, nobleman from a historical webcomic he read in his past life. To make matters worse, he was destined to be brutally executed by the Second Prince, Hiiro Amagi, upon reaching adulthood as dictated by the original timeline.
How exactly is a failed idol trainee supposed to survive the perils of court intrigue, various death flags and an impending assassination attempt? Don’t ask Aira, he doesn’t know either.
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A Sun Shining Through the Thunderstorm by Chokes_On_Butter
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Jul 2021
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How would someone be able to fulfill a promise they couldn’t even remember?
Scaramouche, with no recollection of his past life, just wanted some money to survive university with. It was a stroke of luck that he landed a position at Uyuu restaurant, but maybe he’ll be getting more than just mora with the appearance of one particular man with maple red eyes.
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How Post-its got me a Boyfriend by Chokes_On_Butter
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Apr 2021
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Although he shared an apartment with a faceless roommate, Venti noticed the bizarre lifestyle they seemed to lead from the small traces they left behind. Will a single post-it note be enough to break the ice?
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Escape Velocity by trajectory
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
09 Mar 2019
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Onslaught and Blast Off face the lasting consequences of their actions, Swindle picks up on more than expected, Brawl decides on a straightforward approach, and Vortex? Vortex might just be more than a teeny bit peeved that he isn’t committing a murder right now.
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- Part 1 of Repercussions
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Orbit by trajectory
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
25 Sep 2021
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Nothing about the first time he’d crossed paths with Onslaught had been particularly unusual, or garnered more from Blast Off than indifference.
(Blast Off and the downward descent, in more ways than one.)
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- Part 5 of Repercussions
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- English
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- 121,698
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- 16/16
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- 268
- Bookmarks:
- 60
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Bookmarked by Chokes_On_Butter
06 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
💎GEM ALERT💎 💎GEM ALERT💎 💎GEM ALERT💎
Important things should be said 3 times!
[Orbit, trajectory]
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Black Hole Blaster (always you and me) by Chocolate_Cheeesecake
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
07 Jan 2023
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"As if my theory of shrinking down a white dwarf wouldn't work! It's a theory!! The laws of physics are made to be flaunted! And then he questions what I'd like to be doing with this?" Brainstorm screeched. "Oh, that's it!" He whirled around and stalked back to the table. " I'm gonna write back and tell him exactly what I plan on doing with it! Dear... Perceptor, no, dear Percy, your critique is stupid, and I am going to make a gun that shoots black holes, just you wait!"
Well, he didn't exactly write that. But it was similar enough that Perceptor apparently found his rambling interesting (or insane) enough to reply.
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Or: Brainstorm gains an internet friend. The Lost Light ships it. And he still needs to name his newest invention.Bookmarked by Chokes_On_Butter
01 Jul 2026
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mechanical heart by reapers
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
24 Dec 2016
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Brainstorm can work out how to travel through space and time --but Primus forbid he ever works out Perceptor.
Bookmarked by Chokes_On_Butter
01 Jul 2026
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My Totally Real Mary Sue Husband Who Lives Back On Cybertron by oogenesis for Soulsteel
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
05 Jan 2021
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“I mean,” said Bumblebee, “Ratchet’s lying.”
“What makes you think that?” said Prowl.
“Uh, hello? How about everything?” Bumblebee waved a hand. “Like, look at the facts! Ratchet has this conjunx that we’ve never heard about, who’s super handsome and also apparently one of the greatest martial artists to ever live? Ratchet? That grumpy old sack of bolts who’s no treat on the eyes either? He has to be making it up! It has big stinking lie written all over it!”
Series
- Part 9 of selected best works
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- English
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- 11,048
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Bookmarked by Chokes_On_Butter
30 Jun 2026