13 Bookmarks by Cinderpickle
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Bill always knew that Ted was a sleep talker. Since they were just kids, he had gotten used to the sound of his best friend’s half coherent mutters and sleepy rambles. It was hilarious. It was normal.
Now, with a new flat and an up-and-coming band, life seems most excellent. So why is Ted acting so weird and avoiding falling asleep around Bill?
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Bookmarked by Cinderpickle
07 Jul 2026
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assist by schittyfic for Sirens_scales
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Apr 2026
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When Ilya answers, he’s greeted with a whimpered moan that goes straight to his head, leaving him reeling like he’s just thrown back another shot. His mouth drops open, the cigarette dangling stupidly from his lower lip for a second until he plucks it free with his other hand.
Holy fuck. He must be dreaming. But the rough breaths filtering into his ear are too real, tethering him tightly to the moment.
“Jane,” he murmurs, gleeful and shocked. “This is not like you.”
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Or: after Shane confesses that he can struggle to get off if he's too stressed, Ilya suggests he should just call him next time. He doesn't think Shane would ever be desperate enough to go through with it.
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19 May 2026
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Life after high school was truly stellar.
No history reports or math tests, no long, boring books to help Ted struggle through until he stopped looking like he was going to cry.
Best of all, they had their own space. A most superior domain.
Tiny and cluttered and more than a little odiferous, but most superior indeed.
Because it was theirs.
His and Ted’s, and no one else’s.
Bookmarked by Cinderpickle
09 Dec 2025
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Collie Parker knew better than to accept a bet against McVries. At best, McVries would mildly embarrass himself, but he was generally too unbothered for it to be remotely satisfying. And at worst… Collie didn’t even want to think about it. He was too proud for that kind of thing.
He’d made the mistake of assuming that maybe Barkovitch was, too.
[or, barkovitch loses a bet to mcvries and puts on the performance of a lifetime]
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27 Nov 2025
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Bill catches sight of a lacy waistband peeking out of Ted's jeans one day, and then can not stop obsessing over it. Bogus.
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- Part 1 of Pink Satin
Bookmarked by Cinderpickle
27 Nov 2025
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Sweet Tooth (And It’s Subsequent Cavity) by blueberry_flavored_twink
Fandoms: Re-Animator (Movies - Combs)
09 May 2024
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Daniel Cain is a vampire. Herbert West is a human. A human who menstruates.
Bookmarked by Cinderpickle
27 Oct 2025
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then let that morning come, as come it will by lesbianwithacat
Fandoms: The Long Walk - Richard Bachman, The Long Walk (Movie 2025)
06 Nov 2025
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“Eurydice, dying now a second time, uttered no complaint against her husband. What was there to complain of, but that she had been loved?” — Ovid, Metamorphoses
Ray tries very hard to get it all right.
Or: yet another The Long Walk movie verse time loop au that no one asked for
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24 Oct 2025
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Leather and Lace by HeckinaHandbasket for lostnoise (rvspberry)
Fandoms: Bill & Ted (Movies)
21 Jan 2021
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Bill never told anyone about it, he just collected magazines filled with babes dressed in lacy lingerie and that was enough to get him off.
It was a little bit weird that he was more interested in the things they were wearing than the bodies beneath, but. No one had to know.
It was his personal problem.
He was with Ted, now. Now, and forever.
Bill couldn’t imagine ever wanting anyone else when he had the best dude in the entire world right there.
Ted was definitely a dude. And Bill had never seen a dude wearing lace.It was almost as if the gods heard that thought and decided to strike him down for his hubris.
Bookmarked by Cinderpickle
21 Oct 2025
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to hold it, and share it, and in that way be known by helloitsbees
Fandoms: Saw (Movies)
28 Jun 2025
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“Oh, you lovely thing,” he breathed, nearly to himself. Adam blinked slowly at him, the flush on his cheeks and chest deepening slightly, and Lawrence trained the lens on the shadow of his lashes brushing over his cheekbones.
“Get on top of me,” he said softly, as Lawrence lowered the camera. “Shoot straight down. I– I want to see what you see. What I look like when I’m under you.”
“God.” Lawrence swallowed hard, feeling himself twitch as all the blood left his brain to rush south. “You– you look perfect, Adam. You always do. Good enough to eat.”
“That’ll have to wait until we’re done with the shoot. It’d be super unprofessional otherwise– I’m basically your model right now.” His smile gleamed. “You wouldn’t take advantage of that, would you?”
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Lawrence tries his hand as a photographer, and Adam tries nude modeling. It goes exactly how you'd expect. Direct continuation of it flows out of you into everything you touch.Bookmarked by Cinderpickle
13 Oct 2025
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"If I really were a vampire, would you still be my best friend?" The strange question had Ted stricken for a moment before he chuckled.
"Dude, if you were a vampire?" Bill scoffed through a smile as he nodded. "Bill, I would totally let you suck my blood if needed."
Bookmarked by Cinderpickle
01 Oct 2025
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They’ve been in Wisconsin for a millennium and a half, give or take a few decades, and nothing interesting has happened yet, when Bartleby sticks his fingers in Loki’s mouth.
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- Part 1 of next best thing
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22 Aug 2025
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Bill could confirm that having a broken arm was totally the most non-triumphant thing that could happen, because no right hand meant that he had absolutely no way of jerking off, and a horny Bill was a super cranky Bill.
Ted just can't stand to see his number one dude suffer.Bookmarked by Cinderpickle
02 Aug 2025
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Ted tries to listen to Van Halen’s new album ‘5150’ for the first time, it goes well until he gets to Why Can’t This Be Love, then it goes incredibly poorly.
(This is just Ted trying to listen to music and getting distracted thinking about bill for several paragraphs I’m sorry I am a simple man ok)
Bookmarked by Cinderpickle
01 Aug 2025