Cingulomanic

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    “Oh fuck me,” Jim says, groaning. “Is this some kind of April fool's joke?” he asks, double tapping on his PADD to bring up the chronometer app for good measure. “Do Vulcans, like, keep a separate calendar and it's actually April the first today?”

    - in which Kirk and Spock engage in an unusual battle of wits (that somehow ends in a battle of sex).

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL
    In its latest rulebook update, the NHL quietly added a ban on PDA on the ice. Is this merely coincidence or a response to Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov’s now iconic Stanley Cup kiss?

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    His outstretched glove hangs there, frozen, as the noise of the arena mutates into a ringing buzz. Then he’s moving, pushed away by Marlow, and then Boston’s goalie. There’s a flurry of movement, a trainer with a towel, more blood dripping onto the ice, and he just. Stands there. Staring.

    Ilya is helped off the ice. Shane doesn’t even tap his stick.

    Remember when Sidney Crosby caught a puck with his jaw? That doesn't happen to Shane. That happens to Ilya.

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    Jane: No problem again, sorry. I’ll see you in a few months.

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