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Let Them Choke on It: A Triad’s Guide to Crisis Management by CrystalMyst
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jun 2026
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Theo Nott’s reputation is in the gutter, courtesy of yet another entirely accidental tabloid scandal. His best friends (Wizarding Britain’s most bafflingly perfect couple, Draco and Hermione Malfoy) propose a radical solution: come to the Summer Solstice Gala as their joint date. The revelation of a shiny new triad will be sure to distract the press.
“Think about it: the three of us walk in together, looking perfectly happy and perfectly matched. We drink, we dance, we dine, and we go home together. No one would bother to ask you about Wood; they’ll be too busy watching us all night. We’ll shove it down their throats, let them choke on it.”
OR: one scandal, three messy idiots, and a "fake date" that changes everything
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04 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger wears green to a Ministry charity gala.
Draco Malfoy notices.
So does everyone else, eventually.
One dance is all it takes for six years of denial to look a lot less like hatred.
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Yes, I am posting smut on Mother’s Day. 😂 My mom passed when I was a child, so I’ve always treated the day as a “do whatever brings me joy” kind of day.
Apparently, this year, joy looks like Draco railing Hermione on a Ministry desk. Healing comes in many forms. 💀
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07 Jun 2026
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Theo has just one question for Hermione: who's the better kisser? Is it him, her current boyfriend? Or is it her ex, Draco Malfoy? When they finally convince Draco to come over for a drink, it's time for him to find out.
And Draco can't let a kiss be just a kiss, of course...
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I wrote this while ovulating, godspeed
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07 Jun 2026
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Five Times Hermione Granger Nearly Killed Draco Malfoy (and the one time she did) by aCanadianMuggle for Astrangefan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2026
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Five snippets of times where Hermione Granger nearly killed Draco Malfoy - and a final snippet where she does.
No character death.
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07 Jun 2026
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Love is the most obvious thing in the world, but Hermione will stop at nothing to keep her quiet, intimate romance with her best friend from prying eyes— especially when she stands to win an ongoing bet with him.
Two-thirds of the Trio, one open secret.
“They’re wizarding London’s worst-kept secret. Even my Great Aunt Tessie knows.” — Roonil Wazlib
“It wouldn’t be so bad, if not for the public shagging they think we don’t know about.” — Pansy Parkinson
“Well, it’s quite lovely when you think about it, isn’t it? Having love like that all to yourselves.” — Luna Lovegood
“10/10, would dump Harry again for this outcome.” — Ginny Weasley
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Bookmarked by Cleo_Gold
03 Jun 2026