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Kipperlilly Copperkettle wasn’t anybody's victim.
She wasn’t Riz Gukgak’s murder victim. She was an enemy combatant he killed in justified self defense.
She wasn’t Ankarna’s cult victim. She was an opportunist who accepted the Shatter-Star to pursue her own ambitions.
She wasn’t Porter Cliffbreaker’s rape victim. She was an accomplice who saw that her future God had a problem and offered herself up as a solution.
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21 May 2026
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Annie Eiffel, age sixteen, does not want to be reminded of her dead father. Which is nearly impossible when her new robotics teacher claims to have served with him on the space station that supposedly blew up with him inside. Featuring a cross-country road-trip, unhelpful AI, secret cats, and a personal essay for college admissions.
Written for the Wolf 359 Big Bang 2017, title inspired by 'Folklore and Tall Tales' by W.C. Lindsay
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13 May 2026
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leave this star-crossed world behind by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
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“Don’t have to face any specific direction to talk to you, Grace,” Rocky says. “Am radially symmetrical. Hearing organs on whole body. Grace biologist, should know this.”
I suddenly regret teaching him literally anything about biology. Some things more than others.
“Figure of speech,” I say. That’s so not the point. “Listen, is this about the other day? Because we can pretend it never happened, if it’s making you uncomfortable.”
Rocky skids to a stop. He slowly backs up a few paces, and now I can tell he is actually focusing on me, even though it doesn’t really matter which facet of his body is pointed in my direction, due to the aforementioned radial symmetry.
“Not uncomfortable,” Rocky says. “Interesting display of human culture and biology. Grace very kind to share with me."
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- Part 2 of xeno jerkoff cinematic universe
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- 5/5
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09 May 2026
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“Goddamn," Trinity says above her, her voice slightly raspy. “Dr. King eats pussy.”
Mandatory post-karaoke scene smut fic, ft. Mel service topping Trinity and a little tribbing as a treat.
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06 May 2026
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Platonic cuddling by Likelightinglass
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 May 2026
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25 Apr 2026
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They don’t talk much, the night Dennis moves in. Santos shows him the spare room, kitchen, bathroom, spare keys, then trudges into the shower. The day has, after all, been stupidly long, and they still stink faintly of blood. Dennis steps into his room—an actual room of his own, what the hell—wrestles a fresh fitted sheet onto his bed, and honestly, gratefully, passes out from exhaustion.
It's the best he's slept in months.
(Dennis, Trinity, and the many ways they take care of each other.)
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18 Apr 2026
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wanna make him really jealous, wanna make him feel bad by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
30 Jul 2024
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“Yeah, Louis’s in my head. Bummer that he still doesn’t want to talk to you, but what’s that got to do with—”
“And Armand is in mine,” Lestat says, pinning him with a gaze. He catches the way Daniel’s breathing falters at the name and smirks in triumph.
Defeated, Daniel heaves a huge sigh, scrubbing a hand over his brow. “And I’m guessing you want us to f—”
“I want to fuck you and make them both witnesses,” Lestat says immediately.
or: when in messy situationships, definitely use the vampire hotline to make them jealous
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- Part 1 of kiss me through the vampire phone
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02 Apr 2026
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Robby has gone from barely being able to watch to not wanting to even blink. He can’t keep his eyes from darting down to where Whitaker’s thighs grip the saddle, how he slides forwards on it with every downward bow of the bull and back as it pushes up. Again and again and again, he rolls with the mechanical bull with a single circular fluid motion.
It crosses his mind that this might be one of the hottest things he’s ever seen. He doesn’t even try to unpack that thought, it doesn’t even feel like an opinion he can change. It’s just a fact. Whitaker on the mechanical bull is one of the hottest things he’s ever seen.
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It’s Javadi’s twenty-first birthday party and the Pitt team hit the cowboy themed bar downtown. Whitaker gets on the mechanical bull.
One thing leads to another.
**Translation into Русский available**
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04 Mar 2026
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The Dr. Geiszler Hermann had found in the publications — printed pages worn with constant handling and tucked into his briefcase for easy access — was an eloquent scientist whose work functioned at a level far above almost anyone else Hermann had ever encountered in the field, and yet he neither patronized his readers nor expressed himself in the inexplicable jargon which so infected much academic work. He was singular in his intelligence. Hermann thought this was a man he could understand — and who could understand him in turn.
More fool he.
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05 Feb 2026
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Spock intends to resign his commission with Starfleet six months into the Enterprise's mission. Then he meets Captain Kirk – his t'hy'la – and everything becomes infinitely more complex.
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31 Jan 2026
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"A good man can be stupid and still be good, but a bad man must have brains."
-Maxim GorkyWill is a hitchhiker with questionable hobbies. Hannibal is a man who has questionable motives. When Hannibal drives by Will who just so happens to need a ride, things quickly take a turn from the questionable to the downright depraved.
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Based on the tumblr idea that Hannigrammers latched onto: "We’re not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and did they become best friends?"Series
- Part 1 of Hitchhiker's Guide to Murder
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26 Jan 2026
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"Like we're aware you just got goosebumps."
Distantly, Carol knows something is amiss. But Zosia’s lips just ghosted against her own and the tug inside of Carol was like the end of a bungee jump—a jerk towards something inevitable. She stares at Zosia, who hovers only inches away, making that same face she always makes, landing somewhere between hesitance, asking, and… Was that want?
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04 Jan 2026
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i could have been anyone, anyone else by Awesome_Sauce432, Chromathesia
Fandom Dimension 20 (Web Series)
04 Sep 2025
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...before you made the choice for me.
works related to the wizardswap au in which adaine abernant is a rat grinder and oisin hakinvar is a bad kid. not posted chronologically but arranged so.
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26 Dec 2025
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NULLverse: The Bot-Construct Disaster Squad by FlipSpring
Fandom The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
18 Dec 2025
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With Networks VOID/Networks VITAL, NULLverse is narratively Complete. But I keep writing anyway. Cuz it's fun.
Consider this series if you like: feral shit, disaster, continuity of identity+memory, societies of people with divergent needs/wants, chaos, robot creation ethics, violence vs security, suffering, healing, bad puns.
Canon Divergence AU:
- At the end of Exit Strategy, the Combat SecUnit succeeds at capturing Murderbot
- Murderbot is subjected to Palisade's construct research lab
- The Combat SecUnit is A (Problematic) Character
- Disaster ensuesSeries has its ups and downs regarding angst, dark comedy, and trauma recovery themes. Plus some whack worldbuilding speculation. We like to multi track drift here. It’s crack it’s angst it’s fluff? We have the RangeTM
Some installments are skippable if u so prefer. Reading order is suggested but not strictly necessary if u are a flexible type. Mix and match if you want. Go crazy. I know I am.
Hope you have fun!
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15 Nov 2025
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Parameters NULL: Our Fractured State by FlipSpring
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
13 Mar 2021
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Your face is not SecUnit standard. There have been alterations made to your skin and hair. There is a rapid-cycling fluidity to your expressions that is like a human’s, but not. Your feed is still a strange and curious torrent of nonsense. You use security-protocol-language and human words in tandem. You are like a human begging for mercy, and like a bot requesting resources and strategic backup.
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Premise: Exit Strategy bad ending, where Murderbot gets captured by Palisade and they decide to run tests on it to figure out what makes it tick.Series
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- 11,538
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- 2/2
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13 Nov 2025
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Ayda Mensah wanted to go on a simple planetary survey mission. Things have not gone according to plan.
First, she aborted the mission months early. Second, she purchased a SecUnit with all of her (as well as her family's) life savings. Third, she’s been sued about six or seven different times. (She might have to ask Pin-Lee to come up with an itemized list.)
Oh, and fourth: She’s already lost SecUnit a day after taking custody of it.
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Or: Dr. Mensah's perspective from Chapter 8 of All Systems Red through Exit Strategy.
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- Part 5 of No Easy Distance
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- English
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- 15/15
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03 Nov 2025
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I Think It's Nice to be Myself, Don't You? by Y2ksnowglobe
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
16 Mar 2023
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Normally Ly Oak Swallows Garcia loves being Normally Ly Oak Swallows Garcia.
A collection of moments from Normal's childhood as he deals with the reality that even though he loves who he is, not everyone around him does.Bookmarked by CluelessButTrying
28 Sep 2025
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Daniel wants that twink obliterated. That Twink has other ideas. (Coda to 1x07.) (Chapter 2 has more feelings, more sex, and the same amount of choking. Still dubcon but a little less so than Chapter 1.)
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- 3/3
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19 Sep 2025
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Ron Stampler is a man haunted by his past, and despite every effort to the contrary, his past starts to haunt his stepson and the children of his friends as well. Even if he's locked up, Willy's influence never really dies.
Or: four times Ron is asked why Willy is the way he is, and four times Ron wishes he didn't know the answer.
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04 Sep 2025
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"I think I'm having a breakdown," Jacobi says. Conversationally.
"Well, yes," Isabel says. "I thought that was established."
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27 Jul 2025