Clueless_But_Coping
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"Are you a ghost or something?” He sounds way too excited about that, but that's not surprising. They smile at him. Their cheeks ache. Their eyes burn. They can still feel their skull cracking open, if they focus hard enough.
“Yeah, I guess!” Smiling, smiling, smiling. The curve of their cheeks fills their voice with something false. “Or, wait, maybe I’m closer to a zombie, actually? Since I have a body, and all.”
“Do you poop, then?”
“Not sure? I mean, this dying thing is pretty new. I haven’t tested it out yet.”
He nods, sagely. “It’s a mystery, then. Hey, do you want to join my crew?”
Smiling, smiling, smiling. His eyes are dark as they track the shape of it. They wonder if he can see the way it trembles. “Shouldn’t you introduce yourself first? Kinda rude to just up and proposition a stranger like that.”
They already know what he’s going to say.
They’ve known what he was going to say since they woke up and saw the hat.
(That doesn’t mean that it hurts any less to hear. That doesn’t make it any less beautiful.)
“I’m Monkey D. Luffy, and I’m gonna be King of the Pirates!”
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- Part 1 of to the left of a funeral
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- English
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21 Jul 2026
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Darn it, let’s do this one final time! by The_River_Girl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Iron Lung (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
19 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace thought that working on secret government science projects and then being basically bitten by a radioactive spider and then turning into a gosh-darn superhuman would be the wildest thing that ever happened to him. Because why wouldn't it???
But then one day, after coming home from his perfectly NORMAL job as a school teacher, he senses something. Something new, yet familiar. After trying to chase his best friend's worry away (that certainly won't bite him in the butt, no....) he walks into his house and finds...NINE other spider people. A good chunk of them, by the way, are TEENAGERS and he's pretty certain that he shouldn't be ok with literal kids runninga round risking lives. He's a teacher, for crying out loud!
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Based on this post by Kyri45 on Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/kyri45/819704501625847808/was-inspired-by-the-wonderful-post-byBookmarked by Clueless_But_Coping
08 Jul 2026
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Prism the Eridian by 22FantasyLover22
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
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The story of sharkfiinn’s character Prism and their adoptive mom Grace ^^
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29 Jun 2026
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Honestly? This accident was for the best.
I closed my eyes to the view of tires and asphalt, at peace.
...
Wait, shit, no I’m not!
I wanted to see the end of One Pie--
One measly little human with no will to live finds themself waking up in the body of a dead Sea King runt. The East Blue is large, so what are the chances of a baby Sea King coming across the crew of the future Pirate King?
Astronomical.
But these are the Strawhats. They beat odds like that before bothering Sanji for breakfast.
This time around, they'll have a Sea King to guard the ship, one who has way too much knowledge on their hands. If only Aftail could speak!
Title from Saint Bernard by Lincoln
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25 Jun 2026
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“My name is Monkey D. Luffy-”
“Don’t say it,” I whisper.
“-And I’m the one who’ll be King of the Pirates!”
I should have moved to Canada when I had the chance.
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What if a fed up American got yote into One Piece?
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25 Jun 2026