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    Bilbo's Beard by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    02 Sep 2023

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    A silly hobbit one shot.

    Hobbits being beardless is cultural, not biological. Hobbit men shave. And for weeks Bilbo’s been shaving without any of the Company noticing. But Bilbo lost his shaving razor somewhere under the Misty Mountains, and by the time they reach Beorn’s, he’s got quite a beard going. The dwarves appropriately freak out (especially the royal brooding one). Bilbo doesn’t notice and makes pie.

    Or, a one-shot featuring the dwarvish equivalent of the overalls-wearing girl taking off her glasses and putting on a sundress trope.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Eye for Eye and Tooth for Tooth by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    22 Aug 2017

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    Bilbo is kidnapped by dwarves looking to hurt the king. Though he manages to escape, he is badly injured and no longer feels safe in Erebor. Thorin, furious at the harm done to his burglar, seeks vengeance. Unfortunately, all he really wants is to find a way to make Bilbo comfortable at his side once again, and that is more difficult.

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    09 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 12

    Year of the OTP 2023 by

    Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien

    08 Jan 2024

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    08 Jul 2026

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    The Line of Durin Lives ( Because Canon Shall Be Ignored ) by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    07 Mar 2026

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    Like the title says— Thorin, Fili, and Kili live. Thorin/Bilbo pre-relationship is implied. Tauriel/Kili pine for one another. Domestic familial bonding ensues.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    An Unexpected Hibernation by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    27 May 2026

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    As snow buries the lonely mountain and the halls grow warm with hearthfires, Bilbo Baggins becomes stranger by the day; sleeping at odd hours, eating enough for three grown dwarves, and curling ever closer to Thorin at every opportunity.

    This convinces the company that something is terribly wrong with their hobbit.

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    Bilbo goes into hibernation and everyone thinks that he's dying.

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    04 Jul 2026