CodenameCarrot
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Four Pairs of Boots When You Don’t Wear Shoes by CodenameCarrot
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)
29 May 2026
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"You can't close the bag. You need to take something out. You've got, like, four pairs of boots in here," Caleb complained at her. "You don't even wear shoes."
Yes, well, she had plans for all four of those pairs of boots.
After the Miyazaki, Chancellors Kelrec and Ake retreated from each other into their own grief.
Now, Nahla plans to spend All-World's break with an old friend and Kelrec is looking forward to a few days of quiet as the senior officer in charge of their shuttered campus. Both are unaware that two cadets in the deepest of shit are about to throw them back into each other's orbit. It might be love, Admiral Vance's worst headache to date, or both.
(Vance was on Betazed while the two of them were conspiring at the San Francisco Founding Day party. Please stop asking him about it, he didn’t invite them, and he doesn't want to know who did.)
Happy Federation Day! This fic is completed and will post Friday Mornings (Eastern Time / GMT-5) from May 8, 2026 to May 29, 2026.
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Priority One Mission: Orientation by CodenameCarrot
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)
30 Mar 2026
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The second class of cadets to enter Starfleet Academy was a mirror of healing Federation; along with the expected Humans, Bajorans, and Ni’vari, it contained dozens of new species and their unfamiliar habits. Nothing so odd that it was worth raising a fuss over, but certainly worth recounting in the Chancellor’s office at the end of the day.
Even before she called in the cadets for their testimony, Chancellor Ake realized that there was something uncomfortably familiar about the Lanthanite cadet at the center of all of these stories.
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Yond Caleb Mir Has a Lean and Hungry Look by CodenameCarrot
Fandoms: Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026), Star Trek
21 Mar 2026
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When he was six, Caleb stole Captain Ake’s delta and went out a window on Pikaru to escape Starfleet. Sixteen years later, he told his mom he was getting dinner, stole pair of mechanic’s overalls, and ran back to it.
Instead of Starfleet, he found an empty campus and Commander Jett Reno. Fortunately, she could work with that.
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Mortal Memory / Fairy Gifts / Real Consequences by CodenameCarrot
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)
24 Feb 2026
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The simple truth is that the War College was founded to make Starfleet officers smaller. The number of creative solutions in the years after the Burn were without count, and well, they threatened to undermine the Federation.
And now a hundred years later, both the Federation and her enemies have forgotten that truth.
In a crippled ship, surrounded by Venari Ral, Nahla Ake is going to make sure everyone remembers it.
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The Sacred Ritual of the Kometa Fish: A Tale in Three Parts by CodenameCarrot
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)
16 Feb 2026
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So seducing Chancellor Ake didn't go as planned. That's fine, no plan survives combat unchanged.
And then she seduces him, and things really don't go as planned. Kelrec is half-convinced that all of this is a grand joke on Ake's part. Strike that, after the so-called "dress rehearsal" with the flatulent Kometa fish he is 100% convinced that it's a joke on her part.
But when Alpherati arrive Kelrec realizes that diplomacy is, indeed, just that strange.
This fic is completed and will post daily in the evenings (Eastern Time / GMT-5) from Feburary 14, 2026 to February 16, 2026.
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Make Love, Not War (Stories of Chancellors Kelrec and Ake) by CodenameCarrot
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)
29 May 2026
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Mostly canon-compliant stories about Chancellor Ake of Starfleet Academy and Chancellor Kelrec of the Federation War College as they go from antagonistic co-workers through an odd situation-ship and emerge at something that might just be love.
Or: the one where Nahla Ake stole Zeeren Kelrec's tablecloth and his heart.
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AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandom Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, No Fandom, Star Trek, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026), Undertale (Video Game)
07 Feb 2026
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Souvenirs by vader_incarnate
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Knight/Dark Forces (Video Games), Star Wars Legends: Dark Empire (Comics), Star Wars Legends: Thrawn Trilogy - Timothy Zahn
29 May 2026
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Mara Jade had rehearsed this conversation the entire trip back from the Outer Rim. Depending on what she found, there had been several possible versions.
Version one: drag him out of whatever dark side insanity he’d gotten himself into. Version two: if that failed, put him down before he became another Vader. Version three — the one she hated enough not to examine too closely — discover she was too late.
Instead she arrived back in known space to the impossible news that Skywalker had apparently ... fixed it himself.
And he'd brought back a souvenir for her.
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30 May 2026
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Souvenirs by vader_incarnate
85757136Mara talks to Luke (and is prepared to do more, if needed) after Dark Empire/he knelt to the emperor reborn. He interrupts her with a souvenir (a.k.a. "unforeseen acts of decency")
“You went to the Emperor,” she said. “Do not interrupt me to argue about the wording. I am not interested. You went to him, and at some point in this catastrophe you apparently decided you could manage the situation.”
Luke’s shoulders shifted, a small tightening that on anyone else she might have missed. “Mara — ”
“No.” Her voice stayed level but only through stubbornness. “I just got back from dealing with one Jedi who thought he could walk into darkness and stay in charge of the experience. That did not inspire confidence.”
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Some broken things can't be fixed; Caleb is pretty sure he's one of them. Jett Reno doesn't give up on lost causes. And she's got a shuttle that needs work.
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- Part 3 of There's Only Ever Been One Me
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30 May 2026
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Worth the Work by SophCat
85711276Spot-on perfect Jett Reno voice as she press-gangs Caleb into repairing an unrepairable shuttle. Told from Caleb’s POV as he has a terrible, horrible, no-good very-bad day.
Also, in case I forget, the origin of “no shit, Surak.”
He sees the way she tries to care about what matters to him. And there’s no reason why finer details like the chain of command should mean anything to her. She’s still not really down with the whole Starfleet thing. For years, Caleb lived a life she would have recognized, while they were so profoundly separated that they might as well have been in different universes. Now they can talk whenever they want — and his world is so alien to her that he can’t even tell her about his day.
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A chaste date on the town.
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23 May 2026
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Browses by yeaka
85044051I love this for it's perspective on 32nd century San Francisco. And because Jay-Den and Kyle are good to and sweet on each other in it.
Kyle deliberately steers them down the slower side streets to make it easier, aiming for things Jay-Den might like—they even pass a Klingon restaurant, and Jay-Den tightly nods when Kyle suggests they come back for dinner. They spend a long time in a bookstore, surrounded by traditional paper-bound stories still published in the ancient style as opposed to shiny screens. Jay-Den runs his long fingers down a withered spine, flips through brittle yellowed pages, and mutters, “How... tactile.” At Kyle’s encouraging smile, he adds, “A strangely gratifying experience.”
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Aziraphale goes to Hell. Fortunately, it's the wrong one. Then he goes out for FroYo. It's hard to know whether he or the young woman he's just encountered is more confused by this.
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19 May 2026
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Comparative Theology by AstroGirl
20179534A crossover between Good Omens (more on the book side) and the Good Place, with footnotes as all Good Omens fic should have.
"What," says the demon, "is a Good Place fartknuckle doing in my office building? Don't you have a committee to form, or some of your own boogers to eat or something?"
Well, all right, he thinks, ignoring the more confusing parts of this conversational opening. Perhaps not, then.
"Ah, yes," he says. "I, er..." Why would an unfallen angel descend into Hell? To his knowledge, it has only happened once. That was several months ago, admittedly, but then Heaven and Hell have never had a particularly keen sense of the passage of time, not like those who live by human clocks on Earth. He seizes on the thought. "I, ah, came with Michael." He smiles. He hopes it looks more convincing than it feels. "But we appear to have got separated. If you could, perhaps, just point me to the exit?"
The demon snorts. "Michael? That colossal dweeb? Well, it figures. You've both got equally stupid faces."
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Masculine Women, Feminine Men,
which is the rooster which is the hen?
It's hard to tell 'em apart today.An exploration of the queer characters and tropes of (mostly) pre-Code Hollywood.
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- Part 12 of Multifandom Trope Vids
- Part 1 of Screened Out: A Classic Hollywood Fanvid Series
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15 May 2026
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Masculine Women, Feminine Men [Fanvid] by Tafadhali
29785647A video of 1920's and 30's film clips set to a banger of a song: "Masculine Women, Feminine Men." Second Chapter is an in-depth analysis of the cinema of the time, the song, citation of clips used, and acknowledgement that some of this is and was intended to be homophobic (in the 1930's? shocker.) But it's put together well and with such fun and love, that it's hard not to have fun watching it.