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  1. Public Bookmark 81

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    When they find a way to make their avatars look like their human selves, everyone's happy to look human again, but that doesn't mean they love everything about their bodies.

    (I plan to get into everyone's feelings about their bodies, but this is going to be mostly focus on Zooble's dysphoria, abstragedy's relationship because I love them, and on transfem Jax because I'm 1000% percent on the transfem Jax train. The later chapters especially are gonna be mainly transfem Jax. This is mostly a transfem Jax fic, the other stuff is just sprinkled in for flavor and variety and because I love them.)

    [EDIT: this was mostly written before episode nine, so it uses my human designs rather than the canon ones. I don’t wanna go back through all the descriptions and retcon it.]

    Title from the song "Sweet Cis Teen" by Dazey and the Scouts

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Dr. Kel has been given a job: use a satellite dish array to locate, record, and study signals of various types from outer space. Being alone for over a month in the Switzerland mountains, with little to no communication to the outside world, what's the worst that could happen?
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    Esraniki the Ariral is bored and needs to go on a vacation with her best friend Argemia. What's the worst that could happen?

    (New chapter every other Sunday)

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    18 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    Summer begins again and yet things still remain the same. The same old tourists, the same old boardwalk, the same old beach. Yet an ever-idle oasis that never evolves is a sanctuary to Uzi. She enjoys this small place being as unchanging as ever, unlike the rest of her town.

    But what happens when something-Or rather, someone-comes along to alter things a little? What happens when Uzi's humdrum and sempiternal way of life in this sunny yet traditional town becomes soaked with new colors and a new face?
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    Thad's never minded the perennial state of his town. He enjoys what he has; A good college sports scholarship, a loving and providing single mother, and a house with games and friends to call his own. The beach doesn't need to change, the boardwalk doesn't need to change, and the town doesn't need to change in order to have some fun!

    But wouldn't it be more fun if things did change, even just a little?

    Could the weird eel-woman-thing he stumbled across on the beach while he was drunk one night give him a little more life and festivity to his repetitive days? And would she be willing to accept his sharing of some of his sushi?

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    25 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 54

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    Welcome Back to the world of OITTB! This time we follow Tera Elliot Doorman as she explores the world of Titanium-28, hangs out with her freinds and gets into trouble like any budding 17 year old.

    If only the voice in her head telling her to kill and eat everyone was easier to ignore-

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    11 May 2025

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    Uzi Doorman has been alone every since her mother died. Her father and cousin have both abandoned her, she's the local freak and social outcast, and no one takes her seriously. At least the voice in her head is nice to her.

    An idea that came to me, mostly fueled by my love of Cyn (who is the best girl and has done nothing wrong in her entire life)

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    25 Mar 2025

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