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When Dib begins noticing strange behavior in Zim right before his semester ends, he wastes no time in going to check on him. It doesn't take long to realize that the irken is going through some kind of... weird alien bullshit. Again.
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22 Jun 2026
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Zim's newest scheme to torment Dib doesn't go exactly as he had planned...
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- Part 1 of Pink Azaleas
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14 Jun 2026
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Someone's a little obsessed. (Or: Zim goes into heat, Dib notices, and everybody makes mistakes.)
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- Part 1 of lightning strikes!
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13 Jun 2026
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Dib accidentally murders Zim in this universe. Then he kind of loses his mind...Zib is born.
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“Oh, Dib. I feel for you. I do. There’s just so much you don’t know. Let me break down the bad news for you. Your dream about stopping Zim, right? About saving the earth? Well, I did, and guess what? No one cares. They still don’t believe you. They still don’t take the threat of aliens seriously. They still leave the earth vulnerable. So I did what I had to do. I fused with Zim’s pak, and used his resources to take control of Earth myself.” — The Ultimate Dib aka Zib, Issue #49 (Battle Void--Part Four:The Thing)Bookmarked by CoffeeNPaint
04 Jun 2026
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Zim agrees to shower with Gir on the condition that the robot stop destroying his experiments. Things get pretty heated quickly. ZAGIR Smut.
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04 Jun 2026
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i don't know man!!! I started it while writing something else and just finished it bc i was tired of it being in my docs.
Number 2 asks to worship his lord Zib, and Zib lets him have just what he wants. (I... i'm sorry)
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29 May 2026
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“Can someone explain,” Dib said with an enraged snarl, “just what the HELL is going on here?! Why is Zim naked? Why are YOU naked?! WHAT IS THIS?!”
“What’s it look like?” Bid said. “We’re mating.”
“Ma- mating?! Who said anything about mating?!”
“Would you really have come here if I’d told you that was the plan?”
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Dib finds himself on an adventure with four versions of himself from alternate dimensions. The exact nature of that adventure is one that he never would have expected.
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16 May 2026
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Zim thought he could've moved on from his developing sexual interest in humans. That he could just pretend it didn't happen and live his life normally. A single fight with Dib changes that, when he gets a taste of what human blood can do to an Irken.
Now he wants more.
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04 May 2026
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Dib takes a low, dirty shot at Zim. Then, he takes several more while he has the chance.
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28 Apr 2026
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Red leaned closer. "Listen, both of you, you're going to do whatever we ask you to do, uh, or else."
"Or else what?" Dib questioned, rolling his eyes, still straddling Zim.
"Or else we're going to blow up your planet, with you two still on it."
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28 Apr 2026
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The beginnings of being Mike wasn't all that seamless of a transition.
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20 Apr 2026
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Wake Up by daphnerunning for pengiesama
Fandoms: Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound
10 Sep 2011
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Written for Pengiesama's birthday.
Halfway through his sixteenth year, Jeff hits puberty. Or rather, gets hit by puberty, and has the devil of a time getting anyone to answer his questions. And the dreams are getting worse...
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25 Mar 2026
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Jowd and Yomiel poke at each other's wounds.
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- Part 1 of in pari delicto
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Tenna would blame the alcohol on his actions tonight, if bad choices weren't becoming such a running theme in his ever-spiraling life.
[Non-canon, alternate scene to the end of Chapter 5 of Fame Rub Technique, in which Tenna and Battat fuck nasty]
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- Part 1 of FRT Re-Rolls
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02 Mar 2026
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Everything is falling apart, and things are tense in the Dreemurr house, making Tenna act up in ways that has "Mike" suddenly stepping in and taking drastic measures to let his disapproval of the behavior be known. Tenna certainly gets the picture, in ways that were probably not intentional.
Not only does he want more of that, he's going to make sure this guy really learns to commit to this little game he's put himself in.
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27 Feb 2026
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Sing, dance, scheme, seduce -- maybe even a bit of sabotage?? What would you do for the chance to shine?
(or, a mettatenna rivalry au with magnetplay)
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13 Feb 2026
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Tenna gets to enjoy the undivided attention of his new TV audience of one. King gets to enjoy a bit more than that.
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11 Feb 2026
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Rememeber that thing Tenna said during his battle? "that whine is your CRT asking for a walk"? A Pippin and a ShadowGuy take it a little tooo seriously.
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- Part 1 of Mr. Ant Tenna after dark
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24 Dec 2025
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Jax hates himself- he hates everything that he's ever endured and furthermore he hates the way he does (and doesn't) deal with it. Kinger sees the beauty in all sorts of things.
What was initially meant to be self destructive might not actually add to the long list of things Jax regrets
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16 Dec 2025
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Battat finds himself taking advantage of a once in a lifetime opportunity to fuck his boss silly while disguised as someone who Tenna loves and admires and trusts with his life. He feels a little icky about it.
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24 Oct 2025