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A series of short fics in the Poetsverse, snapshots of moments in Achilles and Patroclus' relationship.
Specific kinks and TWs listed before each chapter.
1- Patroclus gets an STD; Achilles feels left out.
2- Achilles isn't a fan of watersports; Patroclus doesn't care.
3- Achilles begs for rescue from Zagreus' torment. Patroclus is not inclined to help.
4- Achilles gets punched as a reward.
5- Achilles faces consequences for all that dry fucking they do.
6- Patroclus fists Achilles.
7- Zagreus tortures Achilles with orgasms
8- Achilles pees sitting down for the first time.
9- Why Patroclus enjoys domming.
10- Achilles serves Patroclus in the shower.Series
- Part 13 of As the poets say
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If there was another way to defeat Chronos- a better way, a FASTER way- she would never forgive herself for not pursing it.
Not if she could somehow save her family sooner.
So, she was going to peer into the many threads of the future, and find the right one to pull to unravel Chronos’ reign.
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Melinoe takes a look into a possible future for her and Chronos- and is shocked at what she finds.
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The hall rang with pained moans and excited grunts. Even the words of the gathered men were distorted into animal squeals of lust and brutal delight, like a gathering of wild swine savaging some unfortunate beast.
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Unable to capture Penelope, the suitors take their lust and frustration out on Odysseus and Telemachus in an orgy of pain and humiliation.
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“Wait,” Jester panted. “Wait wait wait, hold on, why miss me? What are you doing?!”
“I’m eating you, of course,” said Sunshine, like it was obvious.
Jester’s eyes bulged. “What?! No!”
“Sorry, I just can’t resist it.” A light shudder went through Sunshine’s body. “Not anymore.”
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Abdul's commitment to be absolutely professional with Lucky is tested when he finds out he's been using his mounting block for its intended purpose.
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- Part 2 of Centaur grooming
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Evie just wanted to enjoy Pride Month with her friends, Alex and Mila.
Unfortunately, her toxic ex, Jadah, had the same plans and after a chance encounter goes sour, she finds out just how vengeful Jadah can be.
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05 Jun 2026
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Set Fire to This City by coldhillside (13th_blackbird)
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
15 Feb 2026
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And why should only one scion of the underworld get to walk on the surface unheeded? Melinoë and Zagreus' first joint foray into Ephyra demonstrates the answer, though the results aren't completely unpleasant.
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Melinoë plunges Lim into a shambling corpse’s eye socket, turns to dodge a flaming arrow—
And meets the red bloodstone of Zagreus’ own magick, though he doesn't name it so. It buries itself in her chest point first, and her blood erupts into flame.
“Sorry!” Zagreus says. “Sorry! I wasn't aiming for you!”
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- Part 2 of time and time again
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30 May 2026
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Two centaurs have a fine moment under an apple tree.
Previously unpublished, being released as a gift for the wouldyoufuckthistaur community.
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26 May 2026
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Curse of the Dorse by CTFMeister
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem: If | Fire Emblem: Fates, Fire Emblem Heroes
22 Feb 2024
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Deep within the depths of the Askrian secret armory, a corrupt secret is hidden away... It is a curse that changes the form of those affected into a corrupted Dorse. Thankfully it is kept away in a tight container. But what happens when Soleil and her lovers end up knocking it over...?
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10 May 2026
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Another installment to the Regressed Zag series. In this, Nereid Achilles escapes Patroclus, dotes on Zagreus, gives him a tongue bath, and gains a pup, much to Patroclus' amusement.
‘Oh alright, I guess taking care of our Godling-’
‘Pup.’
‘Right, your Pup.’Series
- Part 4 of Regressed Zag Series
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16 Apr 2026