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Taming monsters (and inevitably failing) by Comade
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
06 Apr 2020
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“If you're going to kill me, would you maybe consider doing it quickly? With no pain?” Jaskier winced as he scrambled backward a little, despite knowing he had no chance of escaping this beast if it decided to pounce on him. “Aim the jugular, right here, really easy."
Alright, so maybe a piece of slate bread wasn't enough to tame a monster, but who could blame him for trying. Boredum had lowered his already non-existant survival instincts, and repressed anger had made him too proud to call for help. He'd rather blame this unfortunate encounter on Geralt. Do not ignore your bard during an entire dragon hunt and expect him to behave safely.