Condemned_Fallen



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  1. Public Bookmark 97

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    Crowley has figured out how to shift being an escort into Easy Mode. His plan is to coast along for a year or two while he spins up something more long term. Unfortunately, the universe has plans of its own.

    Aziraphale stares down the barrel of another string of high-falutin family fêtes, and decides he wants to shake things up this year. An opportunity arises that allows him to do just that.

    *slaps the roof of this fic* this bad boy can fit so many tropes in it! We've got Escort AU, we've got fake/pretend relationship. Only one bed! Fucking while pining! Idiots in love! Quotes from the show! Anathema being exasperated! Not a lot of angst! If you're looking for something to heal you from season two or three, I highly suggest you check it out.

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    03 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    The Nothing is attacking history in an effort to reduce Earth back to the Dark Ages and extinguish all human Hope. Heaven refuses to move against this enemy without more information so Anthony Angel takes matters into his own hands. He is gifted The Auryn a magical necklace that will help Anthony travel across Fantastica and The Dreaming in an epic adventure to find the one celestial being who can help him find the Flaming Sword of the Easter Gate and defeat The Nothing for good before it devours Earth.

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    01 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    There is definitely something worse than having to plan an entire art exhibition centering around the precious inherited painting you’re too broke to hold on to with your hereditary enemy, and that is doing all of the above while being hopelessly attracted-to and most definitely despised-by said hereditary enemy.
    When art-critic Anthony J. Cleaver-Crowley finds himself in such a predicament, he can only hope entrusting Cabanel’s Nemesis, once belonging to his late grandfather, to the angelic hands of esteemed curator Aziraphale Darcy-Fell is the right thing to do.
    He’ll just have to set his prejudice towards the Darcy-Fells and his totally minor crush on the man aside. And hope he won’t make too much of a fool of himself in the process. And keep the Cleaver-Crowleys’ reputation intact.
    Which, as you can guess, Crowley can do with his eyes closed. Mostly. Given the right circumstances. He just needs to find a way to keep this work arrangement strictly professional before he and his own nemesis cancel each other out…

    🎨 The story is pre-written and will update weekly 🎨

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    29 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    This work is to more fully explore Asa and Anthony's human characters as well as see the start of their new relationship together and how it is shaped by memories of their former selves that begin to surface with the help of Bentley-as-a-human and a very special gift.

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    28 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 82

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    Crowley died. Sort of. It didn’t stick.
    Now he’s back - not a demon, not a human, just... mostly undead, vaguely unlabelled, and maybe in love with an angel he’s never seen before in his life. Or has he?

    Aziraphale is finally done pretending he doesn’t remember. Or want. Or care. Turns out, 6,000 years of repressed affection, divine bureaucracy, and one very snarky bastard who keeps returning can wear a principality down.

    They were always going to find each other again.
    Maybe this time they get it right.

    This is a story about breaking the cycle. About memory, desire, undead metaphysics, jealousy, fate, and a love that refuses to stay buried.

    Also: titans, kissing, drag queens, glam rock, a bench in Berkeley Square, a cat, always London.
    And a neon sign that says exactly what you think it does.

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    27 Jun 2026