Constantly_Confused1
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- Original Work (1)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
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The air you breathe (is tomato flavoured) by Constantly_Confused1
Fandoms: Tomato soup - Fandom
25 Nov 2022
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The glorious wonders of soup( specifically tomato)
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What dying feels like by Constantly_Confused1
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Nov 2021
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Phil knew what dying felt like.
Being essentially immortal should probably mean that he never experiences it though, right?
But what about when he gets tired of living forever, what happens then?
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and yet so far from death by SummerFrost for dis4daria
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
25 May 2020
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"Your song about the ghost, then," Maja asks warily. "It's just metaphorical, right?"
"Yes, of course, absolutely metaphorical," Jaskier brightly assures her. "No ghosts here."
Jaskier's favorite painting falls to the ground.
"Bollocks."Aka: The one where Jaskier's cottage is maybe, possibly, just a teensy bit haunted.
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22 Jul 2026
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Sentinel/Guide AU by AvoidingAverage
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Nov 2022
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01 Jul 2026
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Sometimes it Takes a Prison Cell by ForestWren
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Jan 2023
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When Yennefer is thrown in a cell to await execution, the last thing she wants is a cellmate. She gets one anyway: one who is loud, annoying, and convinced that he will be rescued by a witcher. She expects his company to make her miserable. She does not expect it to slowly become bearable, to grow fond of him, or to want to help him — and the last thing she anticipates is that the rescue might actually happen.
Or: Yennefer and Jaskier meet in a dungeon. It goes, all things considered, surprisingly well.
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20 Jun 2026
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Merlin grows up in Buckingham Palace. Unfortunately, so does Arthur.
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11 Jun 2026
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This was for the best.
Tim knew it with more certainty than he’d ever felt anything in his life.
He was dangerous.
He was dangerous, and he needed to be alone. For the safety of others.
It was for the best.~~~
Or, Tim Drake is a vampire, and this fact will eventually lead to him getting a family. Not that he knows either of those things, yet.
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- Part 1 of Batty, Battier, Battiest
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07 Jun 2026