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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    Orin Mesova was supposed to have a simple job. Cook food for aliens once, then never interact with aliens ever again. Then, his food made them cry. And howl. And scream in euphoria. And now they want him to keep cooking for them.

    Orin and his coworkers whisk eggs, chop veggies, and season meat for their new unusual benefactors, desperately serving as humanity's first intergalactic impression. Along the way, they'll learn more about themselves, their new universal neighbors, and the nature of food and culture on our world and beyond. Every meal they cook and every story they coax out of an alien paints part of a portrait of interplanetary politicking and scheming, with food serving as the only key capable of untangling this centuries-old web.

    And, somewhere along the way, they might form bonds with some of these aliens. Unapproved, government-prohibited bonds.

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    15 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    A young man who never bothered making connections with others meets an old friend by complete chance. As he gets reacquainted with her he will begin to realize why people hold those connections so dear.

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    14 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    Two of them were launched into the void in hopes of contacting alien life, never to be heard of again. What if there was a third one? What if something discovered the last record and replied? Wonderous promises of a pearl hidden within the vast expanse of the cosmos, the perfect solution to a dying civilization.
    But why didn't humanity answer?

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    14 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    Years of suffocating loneliness can bring a person to shoot for the stars, and for Donny, no other goal is higher than making it to the big stage. Starting college works not only as a fresh start, but an opportunity to get better as the loner musician seeks for people to want him. Yet with no one but solitude as a familiar, how fast will he adjust when a rather approachable Yutyrannus girl comes crashing into his life?

    At the least, it means he'll be brought out of his shell. For better or worse.

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    11 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    A mercenary captain flees his enemies into the forbidden northern forests, where he's captured by a tribe of wolf-people. To earn his freedom and survive, he must win a brutal ritual challenge—but victory comes at a cost he never imagined. He struggles to integrate into an alien culture while wrestling with guilt, trauma, and the slow realization that the wolves see the world—and him—very differently than he thought. A story about cultural collision, found family, and what it means to become someone new.

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    05 Jul 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 9

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    First contact was a rollercoaster for Humanity--finding great friends in their new avian Cornacchiaris allies, then a great nemesis in the snake-like Serdanisk. A haphazardly cohesive Humanity, under the banner of a militarized UN, endures the first ever interstellar war in the history of all three species. Nobody wins, but everybody loses. Borders shift, humanity splits, a crown rises, and a federation of independent systems forms: The Free Systems.

    You follow Tajara, a spec-ops veteran of the newly crowned Serdanisk Monarchy, fleeing after members of her team begin to go missing. Finding shelter across the stars, she takes one last gamble to reach the planet of Velatum, following an old and untouched offering on a job board.

    Though, as she finds her place, eyes in the shadow are watching, waiting... to step on that snake and find out all she knows, just as tensions begin to rise anew.

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    29 Jun 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 1

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    For Cassian Otrimont was supposed to be a refuge from everything as it had been for so many others.
    Once he was a Houseguard Captain, the elite soldiers of the canton empire. Once. Until even honor died. Now he has little more goals in life then living out whatever time he may have left in as much peace as may be possible in a crumbling world. Still haunted by his past however, it refuses to forget about him. And the shadows of the terror from the mainland reach far.
    A broken man called to choose between the remaining sparks of honor and peace.
    At least hes got a snake therapist to help with that. And a Barkeeper. And his Kobolds.
    Oh and the women who has been trying to track him down and kill him for a decade.

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    22 Jun 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 7

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    For two hundred years, the House of Belfare has ruled the Empire of Canton. Yet now, the empire threatens to fracture amidst internal unrest. While warriors from the city-state of Helikes batter the empire’s southern borders, the Gejarn clans rise up against their ruler from within and the northern Provinces fan the flames of unrest under the ambitions of Andre de Immerson. Centuries of unity appear to be coming to an end and as the Emperor struggles to maintain order, powers that have long awaited their moment lie in wait in the shadows. The ambitious Sanguis Order—the Empires fellowship of sorcerers—pursues its own agenda for Canton’s future, and amidst the turmoil, the Emperor’s son, Kellvian Belfare, disappears and is thought dead. Leaving his sheltered life behind, the young man has no inkling that the fate of the empire hinges on the outcome of his journey and the unlikely friends and alliances he has to make.
    Among wich count a Snowleopard girl he is quickly too drawn to.

    The story that started this entire world building project in a very overhauled version.
    We got quite a bit of interspecies romance in this one courtesy of Kell and Jiy and the overall "Just kiss already" bromance of Walther and Syle.

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    22 Jun 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 32

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    Corporal John Gray treats every officer and higher enlisted like an equal — which is how he ends up awfully close to Captain Victoria Miller, an anthro wolf fighter pilot a decade his senior. What grows between them over bad coffee and secret meetups is exactly what the regulations exist to prevent.

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    21 Jun 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 16

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    A grieving smokejumper is lifted off a Montana porch into the dark and wakes up a specimen — catalogued, measured, and refused even the dignity of a name by the wolf-woman scientist running the tests.

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    17 Jun 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 28

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    Humanity's global military force has been shattered for over twenty-years and errors in judgement from their Anthrostate advisories during the war continue to plunge the native species closer and closer to extinction. Cut off from their own establishment, such mistakes may have possibly led to their own extinction on planet Earth, as well. Both factions can see it clear as day. While a small State base in Northwestern Wyoming sees the insurgency finally begin to close the door on fighting: thanks to the second-generation's leadership.

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    15 Jun 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 9

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    Set before and during the events of The Bad Guys, this story reimagines Diane Foxington’s journey as governor. Under the watchful eye of Marcus, a battle-hardened operator assigned as her personal protector, Diane navigates hidden dangers, bold alliances, and a political landscape fraught with intrigue. But as their paths cross with The Bad Guys, a forbidden attraction ignites between Diane and Marcus, setting off a dangerous game of loyalty and desire. With stakes higher than ever, their bond could reshape their future—or leave everything they’ve built in ruins.

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    12 Jun 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 27

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    Take a look at /ag/ - Alien General, and anonymous viper girls talking about human guys. Lonely girls, sad veterans, thirsty sneks and PTSD-ridden death machines sharing stories anonymously.

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    12 Jun 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 4

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    Athena, a highly advanced combat AI, embarks on a mission to seduce her human handler, Mark. Armed with tactical precision, cultural references, and an ever-evolving understanding of human emotions, she proceeds to give him the most bizarre month in his life.

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    12 Jun 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 7

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    Life sure is fucking difficult living in the zone. Especially when you were born right before it spread to your village. The zone gives, the zone takes. How much longer will you endure? How much longer can you endure?

    Loosely based on both the movie and the games.

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    10 Jun 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 9

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    Six years on from the events of Surrender, Surrender, the galaxy has changed dramatically in a short time. Alien life exists, and not all of it likes humanity back. Dr Elias Savage, young genius and self-claimed dickhead, is part of a diplomatic endeavour to increase goodwill towards the religious and xenophobic race of the Tylas. Given a blank check to carry out research for the sake of GaltCorp, there is only one problem lying between him and scientific glory – his haughty inorganic alien lab partner. Forced to rise together or fall alone, Elias must overcome his smartass nature if he is to uncover the secrets lying within the enigmatic Schrödinger-Drive, and to prevail against the shadowy forces lurking in the dark.

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    3,692

    07 Jun 2026

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    A man given a new lease on life finds himself amongst pokemon. From his memories of pokemon as a whole, he assumes the power of pokemon and the world around him runs on convenient fate, rule of cool, and cheesy friendship just like any other anime. Unfortunately for everyone else, he's 100% right.
    (Not my story. Uploaded with the writer's blessing)

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    30 May 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 83

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    A legacy is what man leaves behind, the culmination of past deeds laid down at his feet for those who come after. Noble Six walks in the footsteps of his predecessors, peerless warriors and tacticians. As a spartan, war is his birthright. As a man he has nothing to call his own, no legacy to his name. But after Reach's fall, he discovers just what inheritance he will leave behind.

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    17/?
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    28 May 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 35

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    Stranded on a foreign and hostile Gameworld with no friends or allies, the last thing Kit expected to find was someone lonelier than her.

    Fighting for her very survival in an alien environment, she is forced to ally with who she can only assume is the hero of the world. However, this game is harsh and unforgiving, and even working together, the two may find themselves crumbling under the smothering weight of isolation.

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    Comments:
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    2,132

    28 May 2026

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    Moved from Pastebin.

    Anon takes on the responsibility of sheltering a homeless wolf girl.

    Written in Greentext until Chapter 11. Work in progress.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
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    Hits:
    29,912

    27 May 2026

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