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    Deadpool kidnaps Spider-Man and then quickly loses control of the situation. So, obviously, he does it again.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Lima syndrome (and other great first date ideas)
    HolisticMistake

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    Deadpool kidnaps Spider-Man and then quickly loses control of the situation. So, obviously, he does it again.

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    Peter has recently come down with an awful cold. After having his identity revealed in such a horrifyingly embarrassing way, his life is opened up to Deadpool. It is far from what Peter wants, but it is what he needs. Wade gets a look into the life of the man he has idolized for years, becoming more and more shocked by how Peter lives.

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    28 Mar 2025

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    The Sneeze
    TurkeyCat

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    Peter has recently come down with an awful cold. After having his identity revealed in such a horrifyingly embarrassing way, his life is opened up to Deadpool. It is far from what Peter wants, but it is what he needs. Wade gets a look into the life of the man he has idolized for years, becoming more and more shocked by how Peter lives.

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    "Alright, sweetums. Let’s get that nose of yours back in its original spot.”

    He grabs the kids face gently, tilting his head towards himself. Wade takes his thumb and–wait–what the fuck?
    Wade tilts his head to the side in utter confusion as he tries to understand what in the shit fuck is happening right now. Not only is his nose magically unbroken, but the black eye has faded into a lighter shade and his split lip looks less swollen. He runs a thumb over his nose gently to check to see if it's indeed intact, leaning in close with a quizzical frown. All Wade can find is the yellowish hue of a healing bruise that was once there. Is he a mutant with a healing factor? How many mutants does he know? Not exactly many. How many mutants does he know that are as pretty as this? His eyes scan down the length of his body, trying to figure out the puzzle in front of him on the table. He’s just missing some pieces…

    What is he not seeing?

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Slowly Woven Together
    LowPolyAngel

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    "Alright, sweetums. Let’s get that nose of yours back in its original spot.”

    He grabs the kids face gently, tilting his head towards himself. Wade takes his thumb and–wait–what the fuck?
    Wade tilts his head to the side in utter confusion as he tries to understand what in the shit fuck is happening right now. Not only is his nose magically unbroken, but the black eye has faded into a lighter shade and his split lip looks less swollen. He runs a thumb over his nose gently to check to see if it's indeed intact, leaning in close with a quizzical frown. All Wade can find is the yellowish hue of a healing bruise that was once there. Is he a mutant with a healing factor? How many mutants does he know? Not exactly many. How many mutants does he know that are as pretty as this? His eyes scan down the length of his body, trying to figure out the puzzle in front of him on the table. He’s just missing some pieces…

    What is he not seeing?

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    “Wha – did you just call me your friend?” he feels like his eyebrows are about to disappear into his hair, because he is definitely hallucinating that, right? “We’re not friends, Yennefer.”

    “Hmm. Seems our dear Witcher has rubbed off on you.” She says dryly. He sputters, cheeks heating.

    “You – we – Geralt –”

     

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    After Geralt breaks up with him abandons him on that Mountain, Jaskier sets off on his own and, somehow, befriends Yennefer along the way.

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    03 Jan 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    He gives him another up-down, “I have no idea what you’re talking about, baby boy.” He flashes a smile at him.

    Peter stands up and walks in front of him before he can think it through and the merc is towering over him, even from this distance and his brain short-circuits for a second, again. He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath in and out. He opens them to those same teasing eyes.

    “Look.” Deadpool looks at him with amusement.

    He continues, “I’m sorry for not being all the way there recently and that was really shitty to do to my best friend,” he puts his hand up before Wade can start screaming about how he finally said it.

    “And, yes, I will do better but first, you have to stop doing that ‘up-down’ thing,” Wade looks at him confused again but Peter keeps talking. It was his turn to ramble.

    Or: Peter keeps zoning out when Wade talks for some reason and Wade decides to do something about it.

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    10 May 2026

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    everything
    godlyroman

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    He gives him another up-down, “I have no idea what you’re talking about, baby boy.” He flashes a smile at him.

    Peter stands up and walks in front of him before he can think it through and the merc is towering over him, even from this distance and his brain short-circuits for a second, again. He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath in and out. He opens them to those same teasing eyes.

    “Look.” Deadpool looks at him with amusement.

    He continues, “I’m sorry for not being all the way there recently and that was really shitty to do to my best friend,” he puts his hand up before Wade can start screaming about how he finally said it.

    “And, yes, I will do better but first, you have to stop doing that ‘up-down’ thing,” Wade looks at him confused again but Peter keeps talking. It was his turn to ramble.