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  1. Public Bookmark 96

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    Good evening,
    Please review the attached photograph and verify that it has aroused you. Furthermore, please provide photographs of your own at your earliest convenience. Thank you, and I look forward to your response.
    Sincerely,
    Spock

     

     

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    After drunkenly making out with a coworker at a mixer, Spock determines to follow up appropriately. Armed with research into socio-sexual behaviours and a list of expected next steps, he initiates what he expects to be a less-than-one-month casual sexual relationship, based on the averages he's observed with Jim's previous flings. He's going to get a good grade in behaving like a normal neurotypical human (something that's normal to want and possible to achieve).

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Hiatus fic set after the S11 finale. Dean's alive, Sam's alive, they're going to get Cas from wherever he got zapped to, and everything's finally gonna be all right. Dean's on top of the world.

    A little voice in the back of his head is whispering "It's never that easy," but Dean ignores it.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    “I think,” Cas grits out, “that the spell requires me to say the truth. I’ve been trying to suppress it with my grace, but it’s… not working.”
    “Got it,” Dean says, nodding, because he can work with this. “Yeah. Sure. So give me some truths. Some stupid little ones.”
    Cas narrows his eyes. “Such as?”
    “Like, I dunno, what’s your favorite color?”
    Cas’s face somehow goes stonier. “Green,” he ekes out.
    Dean clears his throat. Blinks a few times. “Oh.”
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    Or: when Dean and Cas investigate a group of high school students getting mysteriously ill, Cas gets hit with a truth spell.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Admitting it won’t make Dean any more inconsolable than he already is, and he’ll never feel Cas’ absence any more or any less acutely than he does in this exact moment. “He’s gone,” Dean finally admits, because it seems like the only thing left to say.

    When the terrible, swollen vacancy of the room offers no recourse, Sam says, “I know.”

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    29 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 89

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    A sequel/continuation to 'A Really Great Idea'

    In a fantastic move, to top off an entire lifetime of them, Dean joins the Bratva, and he's totally not happy about that in the slightest. It's definitely all about keeping him and Sam safe after their fuck up. Nothing to do with the hot as fuck Avtor-something that keeps pushing him around. And he hates fighting and getting one over on cops and making bucketloads of cash. Really.

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    22 Jan 2026