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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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- English
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- 356,700
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- 99/99
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- 8,565
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- 30,458
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06 Jul 2026
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r/DnD
u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnDu/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]
Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.
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- English
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- 15,577
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- 1/1
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- 888
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14 Jun 2026
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r/AITA for not wanting to clean the BASEMENT? by SaturdayNightFrights
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Danny Phantom
19 Jan 2026
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Danny doesn’t have many people to turn to about the minor issues in his life. So he does what any normal teenager in today’s time does: makes a post on Reddit.
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- English
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- 29,091
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- 25/?
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- 41
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02 Jun 2026
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"Well, you're a werewolf," Stiles says.
Kevin has always had a pretty good poker face, but Stiles takes him completely by surprise, enough that there's a tell-tale pause that lasts a beat too long for the, "No I'm not," to be believed.
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- English
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- 4,534
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05 May 2026
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To make it easier for fellow smut writers who wants to add gifs to their stories :)
Here's an organised collection, so all you gotta do is just copy paste! easy!I'll try to frequently update the various categories, and sorry if there are any duplicates!
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- English
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- 63/?
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21 Apr 2026
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“y’know you’re a bit touchy when you’re drunk.” patrick comments, grinning a little too wide as he nods at Art’s hands, now thumbing at the hems of his shorts.
he puffs out a breath of smoke. “yea, and you’re a bit touchy when you’re sober.”
or: what really happened at the mark reballato tennis academy
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28 Mar 2026
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My heart is my keep (and you are threatening me) by na_shao
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
04 Mar 2024
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His eyes found their way back to Zoro's sleeping form.
What would the other man say when he'd realize what had happened?
Well. He didn't have to know, did he?
(Or: Sanji develops Feelings (tm) for Zoro and can't resist using his body one night.)
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- English
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- 2,493
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- 1/1
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- 26
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27 Mar 2026
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Dirty Laundry by hllfire for greenworkshouse
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
11 Feb 2024
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Zoro's underwear keeps getting lost every time he puts it in the dirty laundry basket, and although the rest of the crew blames him for misplacing it, Zoro knows better. He figures out what's been happening to them in the worst way possible, and has to find a way to end it. Or, at least, to control it.
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- Part 1 of Creep Sanji
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- English
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- 7/7
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26 Mar 2026
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‘Adrien wants me to take the high road?’ she thinks to herself, as she connects the dots to her plan, and a cunning smile forms on her lips. ‘I’ll force them all onto the damn high road until they’re sick of it.’
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- English
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24 Mar 2026
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After she accidentally trips into Adrien and apologizes about "falling for him," Marinette learns that he's no match for cheesy pick-up lines--whether they were unintended or not. And while she finds it flattering that he turns into a flustered mess with only a few words, Marinette comes to regret making him uncomfortable. That is, until she learns he's Chat Noir. At which point the phrase "just deserts" becomes a permanent fixture in her everyday plans.
A story in which Adrien is flustered, Marinette is smooth as glass at dropping lines, and Chat Noir gets the romance he was always asking for--even if he doesn't quite know how to handle it.
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build your wings on the way down by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
28 May 2018
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Where the loss of ignorance is more valuable than the knowledge gained, and Edward figures out the source of alchemy a lot sooner than before.
"Edward has cockroaches under his skin and leeches in his veins. He's vibrating and bursting and his body is too small, too big, doesn't fit quite right. He needs Al to know - needs to tell someone, anyone, but he will cut out his own tongue before he burdens anyone else with this knowledge."
(Now with a TV Tropes page!)
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1,112
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19 Mar 2026
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The Pieces of a Bard by Armybrat26
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
23 Jun 2026
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Jaskier knows that he's being hunted. He knows, eventually, he will be captured. He knows too much about Geralt-- about Witchers in general-- to get caught without proper preparation. So he sets out, looking for Witchers to entrust with the things he values most. The things he can't let Nilfgaard get their hands on.
It's in his nature to play tricks, to steal. And stealing from the White Flame is fun. Until his mind slowly decends into madness.
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14 Mar 2026
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Let’s talk about Hakoda, who left.
Let’s talk about Sokka, who was left behind.
(This is a boy so defined by loss. )
Sokka: A character study.
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- Part 5 of childhood living is (not) easy to do
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- 7,529
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- 1/1
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- 108
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07 Mar 2026
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two kids loose in ba sing se (what will they do) by discordiansamba
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
07 Dec 2024
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Before, Lao Beifong would have never considered bringing Toph with him to Ba Sing Se. It just wasn't safe.
It turns out that your daughter having her own personal bodyguard changes things.
(or, long feng gets a headache)
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- Part 9 of kintsugi
- Language:
- English
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- 23,698
- Chapters:
- 3/5
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25 Feb 2026
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Some people are born with soulmarks. Zuko has them, but his grandfather burned them off because they "make you weak."
Team Avatar has a few things to say about that.
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- 7/7
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24 Feb 2026
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As if Sheriff Stilinski doesn't have enough to deal with, now he's been attacked by some enormous dog in the forest, and that's normal compared to what happens next...
Re-telling of seasons 1-3B with Sheriff Stilinski being bitten instead of Scott.
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- 56/56
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02 Feb 2026
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tell me we're dead and i'll love you even more by quarterdeck
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
25 Mar 2021
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Richie Tozier is a chatterbox. The infamous Trashmouth, most relentless of babblers. Always has been.
Loud enough to wake the dead, is what his parents and friends always say, but Richie doesn't know how to tell them that the dead were never sleeping.
If they were, he'd have a hell of a lot more peace, that's for sure.
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or: Richie's Voices have more of a basis in reality than anybody thinks. He'd say it's a secret he'll take to the grave, but even that wouldn't be the end of it for him.
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- English
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- 14/14
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22 Jan 2026
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Laying on the cold hard ground, his nostrils filled with the cloying smell of iron and hot pain pulsing through his head with every beat of his heart as he stares up at the woman floating above him, Robert's tempted to make a joke about the familiar sight.
Not that he will. At least for Blonde Blazer, this is the first time they've met.
Aka, a time-travel au.
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- 5/?
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16 Jan 2026
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“Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.
Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”
Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.
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Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.
The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.
Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.
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- English
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- 18,000
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 2
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16 Jan 2026
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So people like me? The average Joe whose granddad wasn’t exposed to experimental radiation or fell into a toxic river, or was born under the star or Orias or something? We’re the soap bubbles. The thin paper people who still get torn, punctured, burned, and broken when not handled with care.
It sucks. But that’s also true of life. So it's not a huge deal.
It just means you have to be smart.
I'm Robert Robertson the Third, and I'm Mecha Man.
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One part novelization, one part character deconstruction, two parts world-build and juuust a dash of AU reinterpretations. All from the mind of an author feral for the Dispatch universe.
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- English
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- 224,079
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- 48/?
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14 Jan 2026