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    No matter how much he loved his husband, Shane had always wanted to be a star hockey player first and foremost, not a 'gay hockey player' defined first by his sexuality.

    He had also made peace with what their marriage meant, and the challenges they faced in hockey because of it; he had found happiness in the bubble they had in Ottawa with the Centaurs.

    That safe bubble burst one day with an unexpected call from Hockey Canada, and by the time it was all said and done, there was going to be a picture of Shane beside ‘gay icon’ in the urban dictionary.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Shane decides to surprise Ilya when he comes home from Russia after his funeral. Shane is nervous. Ilya is in heaven: finally, Shane and Svetlana can be friends

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    25 Jun 2026

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    When Ilya casually suggests marrying Svetlana, Shane remembers he's The Shane Hollander and calls Ilya on his bluff.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Ilya should of just told his team that he was dating Shane Hollander. Instead he steals Shane's idea and makes them play 21 questions.
    They fail. Spectacularly.
    Ilya is personally offended. Shane keeps texting him to behave. He is not behaving.

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    Ilya needs to come out and tell the bears he's dating Shane, but they are being really slow to figure out what he is putting down.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Nothing matters to hockey players more than winning the Stanley Cup, right? So who cares that the new Rookie is very weird and a little bit gay. Certainly not the Montreal Metros who were undertaking a generational playoffs run for the first time in years.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    A casual comment made by Shane in the heat of the moment ends up online and the Internet does what it does best leading to sweeping changes at the Metros.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “Is Rozanov our Captain-in-law now?” a bright-eyed rookie asked, raised hand and all.

    “I don’t know.” Shane said helplessly.

    “Ha! Can I call him that just to see his face?” Drapeau said, an evil grin on his face.

    “Be my guest?” Shane said, looking at the ceiling. What even is happening now. “Do you have any questions for me that doesn’t involve chirping at him?”

    “Yeah, can I drive his Veneno?”

    Everyone turned to Comeau.

    “What? Figured since he’s dating our Captain we have to get some perks. I wanna drive his Lamborghini Veneno, it’s one of nine ever made. I call dibs!”

    The room exploded with eager voices.

    The Montreal Voyageurs share one brain cell, and Shane has permanent custody of it. Fortunately for him, that means they can’t be homophobic if they’re too himbo to understand hate.

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    24 Jun 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 1379

    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    24 Jun 2026

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    There was something wrong with Shane Hollander.

    He had known it since he was young.

    Most people-most kids, in general-had different hobbies and interests. Their attention drifted from one thing to another. They became fascinated with something for a few weeks, only to abandon it for the next shiny obsession that caught their eye.

    Shane had never been like that.

    When it came to him, there was only ever one thing: hockey.

    Obsessive.

    That was the word most people used when referring to his temperament.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    When Dennis agrees to be the temporary on-site doctor for a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game as a favor to a classmate from medical school, he’s not expecting much. He’s not the first-choice to be team doctor, and he’s definitely not a hockey guy. His plan is simple: hide out on the sidelines until he can go home and crawl into bed. Funny how plans change.

     

    Or: Ilya takes a slapshot to the face and gets treated by a doctor who looks like a wet kitten.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and @rozsgf losing their internet connection the exact second the Metros and the Raiders hit the ice.

    The other fans are starting to notice.

    aka: Shane Hollander, who definitely does not run an Ilya Rozanov fan account, runs one of the biggest Ilya Rozanov fan accounts on the internet and somehow keeps getting accused of being a Montreal Metros fan

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    21 Jun 2026

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    "I've thought about it. Maybe it’s time I retired my glasses," he said.

    Shane Hollander dominates the rink - and now he’s setting his sights on the next challenge: his vision. It looks like the NHL star is gearing up for LASIK surgery.

    Read the full story here: HotTake.com/hollander-lasik-interview #ByeByeGlasses

    Shane Hollander might get LASIK, rendering his glasses completely useless - and so, Ilya Rozanov is about to make it everyone's fucking problem.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Some can't stand homophobia.

    Some can't stand the Voyageurs.

    And some can't stand the dynasty that the Voyageurs inadvertently created when they ran Shane Hollander out of town for being gay.

    So when news of why Shane Hollander signed in Ottawa alongside his husband comes out, 31 teams take it upon themselves to get back at the Voyageurs for all that they’ve done.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    @IlyaRozanov_81 ✅

    Hockey season boring right now 😴 so I found a new hobby. OnlyFans coming soon. You want to see my real skills? Not just on the ice 😏

    Follow there for exclusive content: onlyfans.com/ilyarozanov81

    @rozanovmouthguard: An Ilya Rozanov OnlyFans was not on my new year’s bingo card but OKAY

    @hockeydommymommy: If I subscribe and he doesn't post a video of him trying to put on skinny jeans when his thighs are too big I want my money back!

    In which a fake OnlyFans account of Ilya Rozanov goes viral, turning into the NHL’s worst nightmare. Ilya finds the whole thing deeply entertaining and immediately starts encouraging the bit.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
    Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
    Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
    Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on it

    Or: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.


    Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?
    J.J. Boizeau: no
    Lawrence Olsson: no
    Gilbert Comeau: no
    Petro Andropov: no
    Matty Wilson: no
    Cam Stedlund: no
    Albert Schneider: no
    Aleks Miitka: no
    Georges Gagnon: no
    Patrice Drapeau: no
    Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far

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    20 Jun 2026

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    They had danced, once, away from the gazes of Matchmaking Mamas, and it had left them with an odd sort of friendship that neither ever really spoke to anyone else about. They shared more dances throughout the seasons, more often than not away from wagging tongues and watchful eyes, always learning more about each other and even helping the other through romantic woes and troubled times.

    Everyone watched as they courted and were courted by good people, only to end up exactly where neither thought they would ever be: with each other. Penelope thought him indifferent to romance after his failed courtship. Anthony thought her still in love with his brother. How long before it all unravels?

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Stellar guppy Danny goes on a little adventure on a sleepless night, sneaking away from his pod. But a solar system is a dangerous place for a young guppy, and Danny finds himself swimming to a little blue planet in search of refuge...

    Meanwhile, the Justice League deal with a strange new alien who's wiggled their way into the Watchtower.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    In which Kip asks Shane if any other hockey players have ever hooked up, and various secrets come to light.

    (Featuring Shane Hollander being a menace, husbands flirting in public, queer found family, and a non-linear narrative.)

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    14 Jun 2026

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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    11 Jun 2026

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