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    Barricade returns to Praxus, having moved to Kaon when he was barely old enough to stand on his own two pedes. He quickly discovers Praxian enforcers do things... Differently. Prowl—the only mech with the patience to put up with Barricade's surly attitude—is tasked with helping the Kaonite transition.

    Barricade never expected it would lead to a collar around his neck.

    Prowl never expected it would lead to a leash in his hands.

    Neither of them regret it.

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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    There's a lot of decisions that led up to a Royal Prince of Polyhex being tied up to the underside of a Cybertaur.

    There's a fair number of consequences too.

    Jazz can't bring himself to regret any of it, and he knows Prowl doesn't either.

    (Two lovers in a desperate flight for freedom, to find a place where they can be together and be their true selves. Plot appears to have invaded my porn)

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    18 Apr 2026

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    And so there Breakdown found himself, with an injured barbarian in his arms who turned those dazzling crimson optics towards him, and for a split second Breakdown felt as if it were his knees that were injured because boy did they feel weak.

    Barbarian AU where the citymech unwittingly does the kidnapping.

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    25 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    "I am interested," Prowl admitted, the words sounding foreign and unfamiliar on his glossa.

    Jazz stared at him, certain he had misheard. "Interested? In what? My amateur analysis of bridge engineering? Or my completely fabricated theories on energon cohesion?" He let out a short, incredulous laugh. "Come on, your Grace. You don't have to play games. You caught me. Just tell me what the price is."

    Prowl took a step closer, his movements deliberate and graceful. "It seemed to me," he said, his voice dropping to a low, intimate register that sent a jolt straight to Jazz’s interface panel, "that in the ballroom, you were attempting to initiate a courtship. Or was I misreading the subtext of our conversation?"

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    08 Jan 2026

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    Prowl was created to serve the Prime. It does not matter which Prime. However, over the years, people have lost track of the Primal Drone, and no one thinks to look twice at quiet, competent Chief of Staff Prowl.

    Until Meister is given a mission by the Decepticons to assassinate Prowl, and makes a fascinating discovery.

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    07 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    It started with Sideswipe being roused from sleep due to very loud neighbours. However learning about Prowl's unusual properties it lights a fire in him that he didn't know existed.

    He didn't know it could be that frustrating to discover something new to have fun with.

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    05 Dec 2025