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Just my silly head cannon that Hayden Pike is really good at getting concert tickets and Ilya benefiting from that.
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04 Jul 2026
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The Cuck Chair Interlude by DetectiveTerrorCatssss
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Jul 2026
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After realizing his long term slutty situationship will never love him back, Shane (with encouragement from friends) decides to start sleeping with other people...like... a lot. And Ilya Rozanov notices.
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Shane ends things with Ilya, embarks on his slut era while Ilya crashes out and makes it everyones problem (and also Reddit's)
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04 Jul 2026
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I'd Give You My Pebble by Looniacbandit
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
03 Jul 2026
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“Wait right here a sec!” The man put out his arm as if that on its own would stop Ilya from running away, Ilya had no plans to run anytime soon that was for sure. “Here, another map so you don’t get lost again. Not that you will, it just might help.” The man was haphazardly working his way through his words too, maybe he had been mutually charmed. Or maybe he knew who Ilya was and was actually just trying hard not to ask for a photo, he really hoped that wasn’t the case.
”Thanks, if I do get lost I’ll make sure to look for the penguins to find you.” The stranger’s cheeks reddened, Ilya’s new favourite view.
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When hockey player Ilya Rozanov wakes up depressed in Ottawa, Svetlana suggests visiting the local aquarium. After a fight with a child and a lost map, fate brings him to everyone's favourite penguin handler Shane Hollander.A soft fic in an alternate universe where Shane can't play hockey professionally due to an injury, so resorts to his next special interest Penguins.
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06 May 2026
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The first thought Robert has upon crashing is this: fuck.
When he realizes the extent of the damage, it's: I should be dead.
After barely managing to pry the astral pulse out of the suit, he thinks: fuck.
Upon seeing the sizeable crack running down the side of its housing, it's: I kind of wish I was.
Lastly, when he embeds the barely-contained energy core into his chest cavity, it's: I most likely will be.
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Or: Robbie Robertson wanted to secure the Mecha Man legacy in the most surefire way possible; a hyper intelligent android with the capability to do no wrong. What he got instead was Robert.Bookmarked by Crocogatorjaws
31 Mar 2026
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Ilya the Hockey Player (Sammy the Bus Driver) by ellanica
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Jun 2026
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“Is Rozanov our Captain-in-law now?” a bright-eyed rookie asked, raised hand and all.
“I don’t know.” Shane said helplessly.
“Ha! Can I call him that just to see his face?” Drapeau said, an evil grin on his face.
“Be my guest?” Shane said, looking at the ceiling. What even is happening now. “Do you have any questions for me that doesn’t involve chirping at him?”
“Yeah, can I drive his Veneno?”
Everyone turned to Comeau.
“What? Figured since he’s dating our Captain we have to get some perks. I wanna drive his Lamborghini Veneno, it’s one of nine ever made. I call dibs!”
The room exploded with eager voices.
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The Montreal Voyageurs share one brain cell, and Shane has permanent custody of it. Fortunately for him, that means they can’t be homophobic if they’re too himbo to understand hate.
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04 Jul 2026