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09 Jun 2026
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“Bruce”, he says, enunciated carefully to not swallow the vowels. He has to sound that way, fine, to not betray his lie immediately. Though the pale face, the bloodied sweater and the sweaty hair sticking to his temples kinda give it away anyways. “I’m fine.”
“Be quiet, Jason”, Bruce says. Jason. Not Jace. Not Jay. Especially not Jaylad.
Jason’s fucked.
_________________Jason hasn’t lived with Bruce for long, but he knows how this dynamic works - it’s a simple exchange. Bruce signs him into Gotham Academy. Jason studies before and after patrol and aces every test. Bruce feeds him three meals a day. Jason washes the dishes. Bruce gives him Robin’s colors to wear. Jason trains until his muscles burn and he feels like he’s going to puke. But when Jason wakes up one day with a fever, he’s well aware he has to hide that weakness before Bruce notices he’s unable to keep up his end of the deal anymore and throws him out on the streets again.
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09 Jun 2026
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Jason Todd has spent three weeks planning the perfect operation.
One uninvited Dark Knight later, the plan is on fire — literally — and Jason finds himself behind the wheel of a runaway truck with no brakes, a bomb in the hold, and Batman sitting calmly in the passenger seat.
What Batman does next is either the most infuriating or the most Bruce Wayne thing he has ever done. Possibly both.
He was going to die in a box truck in Gotham City traffic learning to drive stick from a man in a bat costume and it was going to be Bruce's fault and Bruce would feel terrible about it for the rest of his life, and that was almost satisfying except for the part where Jason was dead. Again. Second time.
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- Part 8 of The one-shots inside my head
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09 Jun 2026
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this is our home, we just don't have a door by wearealltalesintheend
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
29 Jan 2018
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the one where Jason isn't getting involved, something is going on at the Manor, Bruce and Alfred are out of town, and Jason isn't getting involved.
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08 Jun 2026
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Dick Grayson is visiting the Manor. Jason Todd has the chickenpox. They might not be brothers, but maybe they can get along for one evening.
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"Bruce should get the chickenpox," Jason said, as Alfred walked to the door. "Then we'll tell him he can't patrol and see how he likes it.""Perish the thought.”
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08 Jun 2026