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Orikan twisted his hands, and the waves of heat rolling off him reversed, rushing back with the force of a gale, almost knocking Trazyn to the ground. The wall hangings flapped wildly, fabric snapping in the sudden wind. Light itself seemed to bend around the astromancer, as if he were the center point of his very own singularity. Orikan was glowing so brightly now that Trazyn’s oculars shut themselves down to avoid frying. When they rebooted, Trazyn looked up. And up. And up.
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Trazyn invites Orikan to Solemnace on the night of a celestial alignment and gets EXACTLY what he bargained for.
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Vox was shivering. Freezing rain soaked through his torn suit. Every breath sent a sharp stabbing pain down his newly reattached neck. Vox gritted his teeth, gripping the railing so hard his fingers hurt.
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Valentino isn't sure what to do with Vox after his spectacular (and very public) meltdown. He tries to repair their relationship (in the only way he knows how) and it breaks a little more.
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- Part 1 of We Can't Sell the Scandal
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Zahndrekh is throwing a tea party… but he may have “forgotten” to send out invitations to anyone but his loyal vargard.
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He turned back to his Muse, let his eyes trace Bill’s form again and again. Gagged by Steve’s powers, all Bill could do was moan and writhe under them, desperate for touch. Awe and wonder welled up in Ford’s chest, a mirror to the heat growing in his cock. As far as he knew, he was the only mortal to ever witness his Muse like this. A being so powerful, rendered so needy. So breathtakingly gorgeous.
Steve’s eye was still locked to Bill, drinking in every reaction. Ford wondered again how Steve could appear so unaffected by the scene before him.
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Ford, Bill, and Steve get freaky
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Beggars Can't Be Choosers by CthosEris
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
22 May 2025
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Smeech had designed his own prosthetics. As a Yordle, he knew he was looked down on in more ways than one, and so from the start of his rise to power over his little empire he’d had his engineers include pneumatic extensions in his legs. Fuckin’ crazy how much being at eye level made a difference in idiots taking you seriously.
Crazy how being lower to the ground made you look sorrier for whatever you’d done.
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Smeech needs Silco's help. Silco isn't impressed. How can Smeech make it up to him?
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Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die by 0MissE0, Artimus_Pax, ArtistRedFox, Athena_Muldrow, Baze_loves_bugs, biggirlscantcry, Blank_Error, BlindayEverlien, carpetchewer, cottonmouthcandy, CrypticMushroom, CthosEris, DarkLordOfAwesomeness, Dimonds456, Djdjdjmk, egg_with_a_pen, EmS (EmilienSancier), Kyle_committing_Arson, lackinggravitas (espansivo), MariDraws, Oatmeal_Archive, pickledoesfanfic, ryeBread1825114, SpookyArchivist, stayweirdalways
Fandom Gravity Falls
28 Oct 2025
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Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
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"Further research into the Plant Overlord confirms that what he sprayed you with is some kind of aphrodisiac."
"Afro what?"
Ethan squirms, a bit uncomfortable or maybe nervous for some reason, "S—Sex pollen, sir. They sprayed you with sex pollen."
Vox stares at his employee with his head full of growing static.
No way. No fucking way.
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Or: During a fight with an Overlord above his pay grade Vox gets sprayed with sex pollen. He tries to take care of it himself but finds out that without a partner this horribly burning desire will kill him. With little to no choice Vox calls the only person in this Hellhole he trusts with something so disturbingly intimate.
(Ace4Ace RadioStatic)
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- Part 1 of the wonder of you
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Vincent has been avoiding Alastor after a spur-of-the-moment kiss they shared after a bar fight. Alastor doesn't like being ignored, so he sets out to correct this behavior, finding far more unhealed wounds in Vincent and himself than he is prepared to face.
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- Part 2 of The Infanticide Collection
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Kyaaa?! The Enemy Overlord Has Offered to Hide Me During the Phaeron's Attack, but There's Only One Sarcophagus Left For the Both of Us?!? by MetaShard for Zalmoss
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
01 May 2026
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Tell me, dear reader, have you ever had to convince a cat to come with you to the vet? It's not pleasant. There's lots of scratching involved. Some screaming, usually, on the part of both participants. Confined spaces don't work well with beings like that, even when it's for their own good.
Fortunately, Trazyn the Infinite is rather persuasive.
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Orikan despairs the slow doom hunting the necron race. Trazyn uses this as foreplay.
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- Part 3 of Dead Dove Summer Requests 2026
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24 Jul 2026
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When Jon finds a letter that proves Martin has been keeping secrets from him, he marches right down to Stockwell to confront his potentially murderous assistant face-to-face.
Only there's something else waiting for him when he arrives at Martin's flat - something ravenous and cruel - and, unfortunately for Jon, that hunger is contagious.
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- Part 1 of Creature of the Night