Cynical_Hypocrite_TotalDevotion7
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I may or may not have been drunk while writing this but whatever here ya go. I just wanna be an almighty, all powerful being that interacts with everyone, is that too much to ask?
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Based veeery loosely on the Swan Princess.
Dorian's somehow a peacock and Bull got hired to catch him.
Also the Charger's are kinda sick of Bull's obsession with taking on all the stupid jobs.
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Inspired by a tumblr post where the words on your skin are the last words your soulmate speaks.
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Cursed in childhood by a blood witch to live as a dragon and granted human form only once each month, Duncan has long hidden in the deepest shadows of the Unnamed Island. For years, the wilderness kept his secret… until a royal hunting competition drives riders and hounds into his territory.
There, he is discovered by Prince Aerion. And Aerion, who has always hungered for legends thought lost to time, decides he cannot—will not—let the last dragon slip through his grasp.
ONGOING / I’m on vacation rn.
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19 Apr 2026
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“Vik,” Jayce rested a large hand on each of his knees. “Let me help you? Please?” Those big eyes peered up at him pleadingly, the red of his irises sparkled like rubies in the light.
“H- how–”
“Let me eat you out,” Jayce blurted out. “Fuck, please Vik. Let me eat you out, I’ll make you feel so good, I promise. And an orgasm will help with the cramps right?”
Viktor and Jayce have been keeping secrets from each other. It all comes to a head when Viktor's period comes early.
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29 Jan 2026
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Lex pretended not to be bothered when Clark began kissing down his jaw, his neck, but he heard his heart rate quicken, felt it under his skin.
It was when Clark's hand moved to find Lex's waistband that Lex put a hand on his, halting his movement. Clark looked up at him with big doe eyes.
"You don't want to do that," Lex said.
"I really do," Clark said with a pout.
Lex shifted uncomfortably. "I—"
Clark leaned in, his voice low and quiet against the shell of Lex's ear. "I'm not scared of blood, Lex."
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28 Jan 2026
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Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift.
He sips into his mug... Blegh.
The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it really is the only thing keeping his eyes open.
Then the comm crackles.
“Hello, Robert.”
Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.
“I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”
Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?
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31 Oct 2025
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all that glitters, might be gold by CainRoses
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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“Just an interview would be good,” Peter said, clearing his throat. “I’m mostly a photographer, not sure I’ve got the interrogator qualifications.”
“Photographer, hmmm. . .well, I can definitely think of a few things you could take a picture of -” Deadpool started, then stopped, lenses narrowing. “Wait a flaming hot second. Peter Parker? Why does that name sound familiar?”
Peter tensed. Had someone figured out Spiderman’s secret identity and sicced a mercenary on him to try and catch him when he wasn’t in costume?
As Peter began to spiral, Deadpool glanced down at the newspaper in his lap, looking at the front page cover. He squinted, pulled the paper closer to his face, and then let out an auditory gasp.
“Holy shit balls, you’re the guy who takes all those hot pictures of Spiderman!”
“Excuse me?” Peter said, torn between relief and confusion.
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or, Peter has to interview Deadpool, which quickly spirals into him being offered an obscene amount of money to sell Deadpool pictures of Spiderman. Between keeping up his secret identity, Deadpool’s flirting, and a growing mob threat, Peter quickly gets in over his head.
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