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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    Robert Robertson spent most of his life alone—apathetic, overworked, half-depressed, and dedicating every waking moment to being a superhero no one respected.

    Then he met you.

    A rich-as-hell, cottagecore-dressed, plus-size bunny hybrid woman who seduced him behind a bar on Halloween, stole his heart, gave him five bunny-based toddlers in four years, and now clings to him like he’s the last warm rock in winter.

    Married life should have been quiet.

    Instead?

    It’s chaos.

    Absolute, unhinged chaos.

    Your children shift between toddler and bunny forms whenever emotionally stimulated, and the Z-Team has collectively decided this is the greatest thing to ever happen to them. From Sonar carrying you around in his talons, to Flambae appointing himself godfather without permission, to Punch Up placing bets on how long Robert’s sanity will last—every day is a new disaster.

    And Robert, dry, exhausted, sarcastic, deeply devoted Robert…
    is thriving.

    (Emotionally. Not physically. Physically he’s being climbed like a tree.)

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    06 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    When I married Victor I never expected our lives to turn out the way they did. I followed my dreams, I kept playing music. I'm pretty famous now for writing Jazz and Classical music. Victor's famous, but for a lot of other reasons. I want to make our relationship work. But can we still hang on with the obstacles life throws at us.

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    06 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 82

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    Part one of snapshots from after the main story

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    29 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    17 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Soulmates are an inexact science. Robert Robertson has never given any particular thought to who nor where on Earth his own soulmate could be. He's been busy enough with his job and lifelong goal of revenge as it is. Most notably, all the signs have always pointed to the evident conclusion that his soulmate simply doesn't exist, which is the best outcome he could've ever hoped for given his line of work.
    So, when signs start pointing in the opposite direction, Robert is ill-equipped to deal with that particular fuckfest of a situation.

    [This fic starts with the events of the game and tries to be as canon-compliant as possible.]

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    08 Jun 2026