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    In a world where war has just passed, tensions remain as Draco Malfoy tries to get through his Eight Year as Head Boy. Surprisingly, he manages to successfully get in Hermione Granger's good graces until she goes missing near their winter break.

    Attached and desperate, he takes it upon himself to find out what happened to Wizarding World's 'Golden Girl'.

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    06 Jun 2025

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    Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?

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    03 Jun 2025

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    In the sleepy coastal town of Black Hollow, ex-Death Eater Theodore Nott has traded dark magic for dark roast, quietly running a moody little coffee shop called Bitters & Brews. His redemption arc is as bitter as his espresso—until Pansy Parkinson struts back into his life after eight years, looking like sin in stilettos and sass. She’s traded wizarding high society for vengeance in heels, hell-bent on dismantling the Pureblood elite from the inside by no longer wanting to be there.

    Their banter is biting, their chemistry dangerous, and their past? Complicated.

    What starts as sarcastic jabs over flat whites quickly brews into something deeper. Secrets simmer. Old wounds reopen. And when two former Slytherins start catching feelings, it’s less romance and more emotional warfare—with a splash of cinnamon.

    Bitters & Brews is a darkly romantic dramedy about second chances, smoldering tension, and the kind of love that creeps in when you're too stubborn to admit you're lonely. Perfect for fans of enemies-to-lovers, found redemption, and banter that cuts deeper than a hex.

    I do not own Harry Potter or any of its characters, this story is fictional and I gain no money from publishing this.

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    24 May 2025

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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

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    16 Oct 2024

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    To truly know someone is to differentiate between who they once were, who they are now, and who they're capable of being. Hermione realises the duality of one man as she rectifies what she knows of the past and begins to understand the pieces of who Draco Malfoy is now: a father, a son, and a man.

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    15 Sep 2024