DeanIsABottomDamnit
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When the preschool director mistakes them for a couple, Dean and Cas decide to play along to avoid awkwardness. As they pretend to be a loving pair, they're forced to navigate the challenges of hiding their true feelings from each other. But as they fake romantic gestures and affection, the lines between reality and fantasy start to blur. Will their fake relationship become the catalyst for real feelings, or will it drive them further apart?
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but it's just not the same (because you're a man) by DeanIsABottomDamnit
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
12 Apr 2024
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Dean is having a hard time showing physical intimacy because he's in a relationship with another man. It would be easier if one of them were a girl... so what if he pretends?
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It's honestly just straight porn, including your very own panty kink, dysfunctional dick, pretty boys, and hard fucking.
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The relationship between cas and dean seen through texts, through the years
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Prompt-I want Dean to be an army mechanic/engineer fixing military vehicles etc. He's presented late, at like 20. Everyone thought he'd be an alpha or beta because of his size. Cas should have a darkish streak, in terms of taking what he wants whenever he wants it, sexually, from omegas. Any omega he has as a partner will be thoroughly dominated and sexually owned/objectified. So after Dean presented as omega, he hid it, blockers, suppressants the works. Binded down newly developing breasts... So low self worth, thinks he's a freak, hates the curves he can see under his baggy clothes, hates his breasts, compensates with his brash, mouthy attitude. Cas can be a Commander or head engineer. He spots Dean, they hit it off, have been "frienemies" for about 3-4 years, Cas doesn't know Dean's an Omega., thinks he's a mouthy beta he wouldn't mind putting in his place. Secretly in love with each other. I want Cas entering a rut and triggering Deans heat. Dean takes off in terror. Cas chases in full alpha-ed out hunt mode. Sex happens, obviously.
Just read the damn fic.
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These series include Cas or Dean as various creatures, fucking each other. Prompts are welcome.
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This series contains fics set in the alternative universe. Prompts are highly welcome and encouraged.
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darling, do you think that if I talk enough, I will make you wanna be mine by Elgney
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
12 Jul 2025
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“You know what they say,” Buck replied. “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Isn’t that right, Eddie?”
Bobby looked up, then, glancing back and forth between the two of them—Buck, giving Eddie his best lovesick puppy dog eyes, Eddie ignoring him. “What’s going on here?” he asked.
“Oh, we’d need several psychologists to unpack that,” said Hen. “Maybe an anthropologist, too.”
Next to her, Ravi grimaced and explained, “I said something stupid earlier, and now Buck has been flirting with Eddie all day, to drive us insane.”
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Buck starts flirting with Eddie. As a joke, obviously.
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25 May 2026
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Buck chuckles, digging his fingernails into the expanse of Eddie’s hips. “Don’t forget the name of the game… truth or dare?”
“I hate you,” Eddie hisses as he lets his head hit the door with blunt force, the sound echoing throughout the empty house. Bad idea. That may hurt tomorrow.
“Feels like it.” Buck pauses to pull back, sweat dripping down his forehead, his cheeks blotchy and his nose beet red. Eddie wants to lick it up, wants to take another shot of tequila and chase it down with Buck’s sweat and a squeeze of lime. “You’re still so hard, Eds.”
Or; Eddie and Buck get drunk on tequila and they play a very intense game of Truth or Dare.
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25 May 2026
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“Are you homophobic?”
“What?”
“Will you be my boyfriend?”
“Yes,” Eddie answered, automatically, even though his mind had volunteered several other pressing questions, like what are you talking about and what is happening and did I recently sustain brain damage.
“Thanks,” said Buckley, and then he pushed Eddie back against the side of the firetruck and kissed him.
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It's the 63rd Annual Los Angeles Fire Muster & Firefighter’s Family Day, and inter-station relations are about to get real friendly between fire houses 6 and 118.
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24 May 2026
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"When Buck tried to rub his wrist against Eddie’s to transfer his scent and got stopped by the patches that covered both of their glands, he let out a deep grumble of frustration that had Eddie tensing up - not because he was scared or threatened, but because of how much he wanted Buck’s scent on him, how much he enjoyed the fact that his best friend wanted them to smell like each other.
The way his body also lit up at the frustrated growl was something he shoved down until it would never see the light of day again.
Not that it was anything wrong, of course. They were best friends, their work and home lives entwined firmly, and they were kind of raising a kid together. It was totally platonic. Just friends, sharing scent, nothing crazy about that. It’s completely normal to get a little shivery at your friend’s voice, everybody in the world knows that."
More affectionately known as, The Bitching Fic
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18 May 2026
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“He’s not,” Christopher interrupted after he swallowed, his eyebrows furrowed, “that’s not- no. Bucks not my uncle.”
His abuela waved a dismissive hand, “Oh, of course not, I know that. Isn’t that a thing you young ones do? Refer to your parents' close friends as aunts or uncles?”
And here’s the thing, yes. He refers to Hen and Karen as his aunties. He’s never blinked at that. He routinely tells people that he and Denny are basically cousins.
Sure, he even calls Maddie and Chim his aunt and uncle without a second thought, but that’s because - well, that’s because..
“He’s not my uncle,” Christopher repeated, “He’s my other dad.”
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OR Five times Christopher Diaz sets the record straight on who Buck is to him and the one time he makes sure Buck knows it too.
(and a buddie confession just for funsies)
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18 May 2026