DeanisBatman
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An alternate take in the last few moments of the movie.
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Saw the "With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time until there's a country song where the guy's truck leaves him" meme and had to do something about it.
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Fan art of a tattoo from one of my favorite fics (found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/52761148)
Rabbit drawn in ibisPaintx and text added in Canva.
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We're All Monsters Here by DeanisBatman
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics)
05 Oct 2020
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I just had this little niggling crack fic idea and had to write it into the world. What if some extra mutagens and a big dose of magical torture broke Geralt's brainpan and he experienced visual hallucinations of his thoughts the way Deadpool does with his thought boxes (comic). Answer = this fic.
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There was a pregnant pause during which Geralt breathed through his mouth to avoid the scent of blood and determinedly did not look at the yellow box in the air.*Eskel would have saved him.*
He caught the words out of the edge of his vision and physically flinched away from the condemnation. The white box was back, but the Witcher was done with humoring his hallucinations for one day.
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Next Level Avengers by DeanisBatman
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (Movies), Jumanji (1995)
29 Jul 2020
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“That sounds great!” Steve said, clapping his hands together. “I’ve been meaning to take Peter up on his game night invitations. We can make it a team bonding thing.”
Tony tried to hide a grimace. “Sounds good, Spangles. See you guys there. Common room in, uh," he glanced at his watch, “thirty minutes.”
“What’s the game called?” Clint asked.
Tony glanced over his shoulder as he walked out the kitchen door. “Jumanji.”
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The Jumanji crossover literally no one asked for. **throws confetti in the air**The team will need to work together if they want to survive the trials of the game. Relationships will be tested, emotions will be wrought, and romance will be ignited. Buckle up, folks, you're in for a hell of a ride. (Fic is not abandoned just Life Stuff is interfering and I'm not actively working on it rn)
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Random Witcher One-Shots With Unconnected Storylines by DeanisBatman
Fandom Deadpool (Comics), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Oct 2020
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Jordi casually stabs a straw into the lid of a soda cup. “This an illness with a name, or did you just forget to sleep?”
“I have meds.”
“Have you been taking them?”
He nods, bringing his arm over to cover his eyes.
Jordi puts a straw through the lid of the second cup. “When do you need to take these meds next?”
“Before bed.”
“You’re in bed.”Bookmarked by DeanisBatman
08 Jun 2026
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Vampires with hobbies: insanity! by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
31 May 2026
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Daniel blinks.
“That a meat thermometer?”
“Shh, everything’s fine,” Armand replies, incredibly reassuringly.
And then he stabs the thermometer directly into his own thigh.
“Jesus fucking Christ!”
“It’s fine, Daniel,” he says, and has the gall to fucking roll his eyes too, like Daniel is having some wholly unwarranted fit of the vapours. Meanwhile, there’s blood already dribbling down to his knee.
Or: Daniel Molloy's life with a mad scientist for a husband.
(Updates daily, to get us one week closer to season 3!)Bookmarked by DeanisBatman
28 May 2026
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Centaurs and humans are sworn enemies...so only a truly desperate human would turn to them for help.
This is why the ailing soldier Shiro is fully prepared to face death when he seeks out the mysterious centaur healer Keith of Marmora.
Instead, he falls in love and gets a second chance at life.
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- Part 1 of Sheith Centaurs AU
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20 May 2026
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20 May 2026
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19 May 2026