DeathSheIsCunning
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Илюша by DeathSheIsCunning for Chasovaya_molniya
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 May 2026
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There must be a secret to living. Grigori Afanasyev still does. Happiness is a beating heart and Grigori Afanasyev has a hand on its pulse. Contentment is a baby bird and Grigori Afanasyev will make it his or snap its neck.
Ilya will escape this apartment. He will escape Moscow. Russia will become a good, old, distant friend when Ilya is in America, the best hockey player they have ever seen. They will lick his boots, and Ilya will have fame and money, and he will no longer be swimming in this grief that this apartment has been suspended in since Mama made it her coffin.
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Ilya Rozanov is an appropriately dramatic 17 year old. And also there is Shane Hollander.
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Outside of Hockey by DeathSheIsCunning for fizzseed
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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Shane didn’t bank on the concept of soulmates, but if he did, then he would say that this ancient Arena, second-largest in the world, was definitely his. Young in form and function, old in spirit. Only truly alive when hockey is in progress or en route. Centre Bell.
So, in vino veritas, Shane was given the key to one of the rinks.
The one calibrated to figure skating, in fact.
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Shane Hollander figure skates to let off steam. This is, of course, a Shameful Secret.Series
- Part 2 of Heated Rivalry Works
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River Rapids by DeathSheIsCunning for fizzseed
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 May 2026
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“You don’t have a profile photo for her?” Hayden frowned.
Shane froze.
He remembers walking into this with every retort ready, he usually did when it came to his one big secret, every feasible response mapped out before going into a conversation like this one, but all of it was thrown out the window in favor of examining the fact that—
He didn’t have a profile photo for Ilya.
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Shane Hollander is deeply distressed at not being able to have a simple pleasure. This makes some not so simple changes.Series
- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry Works
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how dust accumulates by DeathSheIsCunning
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 Mar 2026
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“It’s crazy how quickly dust accumulates. I should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever.”
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Change is scary. Shane can't avoid it forever, so he decides to embrace it.Series
- Part 3 of Heated Rivalry Works
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Lovely To Be Rained on With You by DeathSheIsCunning for negativefouriq
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
21 Oct 2025
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“Lance?” Keith says, at the very same time that Lance reaches out and pulls Keith down. Keith, unprepared, lets out a shrill sound as he collapses on top of Lance, scrambling to pull himself off. Lance is sick, and drenched, and shivering, and Keith, as the only one with a clear head, feels he has some responsibility.
Oh.
Before Keith can get very far, Lance cups his face, pressing their foreheads together. Keith’s eyes flit rapidly between his own. Keith seems to realise Lance isn’t planning on letting him go. His face turns a little red. “Your eyes are very brown.”
Keith, not Lance.
“It’s you,” Lance says, apropos of everything.
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Lance has been drowning in his misery. Keith pulls him out.
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The idiots kiss, kiss fall in love (and also navigate complicated grief)
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Heated Rivalry Works by DeathSheIsCunning
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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If I can ease one life the aching, or cool one pain by daysgoneby (DeathSheIsCunning), DeathSheIsCunning, DeathSheIsCunning (orphan_account)
Fandom Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
19 Oct 2024
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My works related to the DSMP!
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Two Truths One Lie: The one where four strangers go on a quest to uncover the secrets of a town, orchestrated by two teenagers a lot smarter than anyone gives them credit for.
The Language Of Flowers (DISCONTINUED): Wilbur soot has borne three children in his life, all of whom would rather not associate themselves with him. He wants to get better. Is it too late?
Of Icarus and the Sun (UPCOMING): Tommy Innes is a human lie detector. This would normally be a great thing, except for the fact that his lie detecting abilities are characterized by a sharp pain in his stomach, which has festered in him a deep hatred for all humans everywhere. One day, he meets a boy who can only tell the truth.
I had a thought, dear (WIP): Thomas Soot grew up in the lap of luxury, silver spoon in his mouth before he knew what either of those things were. His life falls apart when he finds out that his family, and everyone he has ever known are Villains. In a perfect position to change things, he becomes a hero instead.- Words:
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Alex arrives undercover at St. Bart's and he is completely caught off guard by the elusive Artemis Fowl II.
Bookmarked by DeathSheIsCunning
30 Jun 2026
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sincerely my biggest brainworm to date! I've read and reread this fic more times than I can count, back when it had three chapters and a /? I love it beyond words
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aperture by birdbyrne (beezlebubz)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 Jun 2026
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Ryland doesn't know where he is, what he's doing, or why he's doing it. All he knows is that he's in a universe with no stars and that an organization called the COI found the Hail Mary spinning out into deep space. He knows that Rocky may be injured somewhere, and he knows that the man that currently lays in a hospital bed in front of him should be dead as dirt but has miraculously survived.
He knows he has been given an ultimatum. Find out what brought Simon back to life or never see Rocky again.
The task proves more complicated than he thought.
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Bookmarked by DeathSheIsCunning
20 Jun 2026
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*through a truly impressive amount of tears* im fihne. wdym im crying. no im not. shutthefuckup
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"I thought- I thought we were friends-"
What the fuck?
"-you're killing me you're going to kill me please, please, I can't do it, I don't want to die-"
What the fuck.
or, How does Simon feel about Grace's nightmare?
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- Part 2 of The Nature of Star Systems
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Bookmarked by DeathSheIsCunning
16 Jun 2026
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pure dopamine hit straight into my veins
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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Bookmarked by DeathSheIsCunning
15 Jun 2026
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Like PHM itself, this fic is the kind that gives you hope for your future. I'm an aspiring astronomer and this fic gave me the courage to actually have the courage to start on turning my dreams into reality instead of being afraid and thinking I'm maybe too dumb for them. Thank you, author <3
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nothing makes me feel as good by bitterbloodyorange
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Apr 2026
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JJ didn't think the others saw it. Hayden, maybe, but Jackie was the only WAGs's name Shane had committed to memory so Hayden never brought it up. JJ didn't have a wife or girlfriend. He had his hookups and the names of the best restaurants in each city they player in. If JJ had a dog, Shane would probably mix its name up with Drapeau's. The others didn't get that however pathetic or sad they might think Shane, Shane thought the same of them tenfold when they missed shots at practice or ate fast food on weekdays. Shane wasn't being prissy or funny when he said, don't embarass me—JJ still doesn't know exactly what it was, but he doesn't care to find out.
Shane had poured everything into his team (possessively: it was his team) and he asked them to give it back that day, so they delivered. When Shane smiled at them afterwards, it felt like love.
Character study on neurotic batshit hardass Captain Shane Hollander. The awe-inspiring and aloof Canadian Hockey Jesus Shane Hollander. Unwilling MLH sex icon Shane Hollander, the face on many mens' dart boards.
or, JJ on the enigma of (his feelings for) Shane Hollander over the years.
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Bookmarked by DeathSheIsCunning
25 May 2026
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This is such fantastic characterization of Shane Hollander, Hockey God. He's the only man ever, jsyk. JJ sure does