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    “–Come Durin’s Day, the Mountain will host great entertainments, games, and feasting in your name and in the names of the other thirteen of the Company. Your path through all of Arda shall be made smooth to ensure your welcome in our lands, Bilbo Baggins. I bring this summons as it was sent from the Throne of Thorin, King Under the Mountain.”

    Bilbo’s heart, racing as it had been from this thrilling invitation, seemed to trip over itself at the name. “Thorin?” he whispered, and he stepped forward without thinking.

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    Or: Bilbo learns that his story isn’t actually a tragedy, and that happy endings still take a bit of luck.

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    15 Aug 2024

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    Bilbo tries to be romantic, but he needs a little help from his friends.

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    09 Aug 2024

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    Bilbo Baggins has a brother. Worried about gossiping neighbors, his parents are very careful to hide Kili's nature. Long used to hiding his own nature, Bilbo accepts the same responsibility for his brother as he grows up. But hiding anything becomes impossible when dwarves come to the Shire.

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    09 Aug 2024

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    06 Aug 2024

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    After a life dominated by a strange form of sickness, Thorin is sent to the Shire to seek a cure only Bilbo Baggins can offer.

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    25 Jul 2024

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    After his heroic sacrifice on behalf of the dwarves of Erebor, Bilbo will be well cared for. Naturally, he hates the idea. Crossing half the world, riding barrels, and fighting spiders was supposed to change things. No one should need to carry him anymore. Thorin understands such pride better than most, but he will stop at nothing to have the hobbit safe in his arms.

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    20 Jul 2024

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    Despite his brand new courtship with Ori, Dwalin escorts Bilbo back to the Shire. Someone has to look after the hobbit and keep Thorin from worrying. Not that Thorin is likely to stop. The king insists on breaking his own heart by letting the hobbit leave. Bilbo isn't exactly open an honest about his feelings, either.

    Then, as they pass into the west, the hobbit decides to go looking for the oaken shield. After that, everything changes.

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    19 Jul 2024

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    There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.

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    18 Jul 2024

  9. Rec 64

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    “I thought you were helping me with the morning feeding?”

    “Stevie! I am helping!” With his free hand, Eddie motions to the gaggle of animals clamoring for their attention.

    “You’re making another Tiktok video. That’s not helping.” Steve sighs but his lips pull up in a hint of a smile.

    Jabbing a finger into Steve’s side to make him yelp and skitter away, Eddie taps the record button and grins at the camera on his phone, “Hey-howdy-hey folks! Welcome to another beauuu-ti-ful morning here at Homesteddie Farms! Say hi to the farm fans, Steve.”

    Steve huffs a breath, before shaking his head and saying in a fond tone, “Hey farm fans!” Then he grunts out an 'oof' as one of the goats stands up on it’s hind legs, head butts Steve in the thigh and begins to nibble on the raggedy bottom of his cut off overall shorts. “Madmartigan! Get down.”

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    07 Jul 2024

  10. Rec 49

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    Steve makes a decision to be honest with Eddie about what happened at the fair.

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    04 Jul 2024

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    The worst part about the secrets is that Steve will eventually find someone else to share them with, someone else to show his big dorky glasses and play a subdued game of Two Truths and a Lie with, and Eddie will fade into the periphery, into the background, into nothing until he dissipates completely. It’s inevitable.
    That doesn’t make the dull ache right smack dab into the middle of his chest any less painful.

    Or, Eddie considers grief, hair, secrets, lullabies, and the unattainability of dreams.

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    12 Jun 2024

  12. Public Bookmark 70

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    What happens in the Harrington House stays in the Harrington House. Eddie shares a surprising piece of information and Steve learns some new things about himself.

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    08 Jun 2024

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    Eddie thinks that he’s probably judged Steve too quickly. He thinks Steve’s probably full of surprises, if the past two years are anything to go by.

    And then, of course, Steve just has to prove him right by stepping out of his BMW in a full sailor suit fantasy that not even the most depraved recesses of Eddie’s mind could have cooked up. Jesus. He’s got the little hat and everything. Cute tiny shorts, too, that are regrettably not as short as the ones included in the Hawkins High gym uniform, but still short enough for Eddie to be able to appreciate Steve’s legs. He has nice legs. Good knees. White socks pulled halfway up his calves, for some reason, stark against his golden tan skin. Wispy little hairs that probably go up his thighs. Eddie needs to stop looking at his legs.

    “Eddie Munson,” Steve calls as he approaches, his voice all easy and light like they’re actually friends. “Hi.”

    Eddie blinks at him.


    Because Eddie's life can never be normal, the summer of '85 finds him working a firework stand just outside of Starcourt Mall, catching up on school work, and tutoring Steve Harrington in all things D&D.

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    28 Feb 2024

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    Eddie loses his job just before the holiday, which leads to him slinging drinks at a coffee shop where he meets a handsome and irksome man whom he loathes to crush on-awkwardly and from a distance.

    Follow along while Eddie flails through life and stumbles upon a clue!

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    26 Jan 2024

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    “Still not graduated, Harrington?”
     
    It’s something Eddie would have said teasingly when they were teens. Steve would have smacked him on the shoulder, affectionately calling him an asshole before being pulled into an apologetic kiss. But they are not teenagers anymore and Eddie’s voice lacks any of the warmth that used to be reserved for Steve. Now, it’s just loaded with resentment, which, yeah, is a fair reaction.
     
    “I…eh…work here now,” Steve says lamely and points at his office door. “Guidance counselor.”
     
    or: 14 years after his first big heartbreak, Steve's life is relatively stable. It's been two years since the tragic incident that led to him becoming Dustin's guardian, both of them slowly healing. He is doing amazing at his job and his social life is great. Of course, that's when a person from Steve's past has to come and shake everything up.

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    25 Jan 2024

  16. Rec 44

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    "So, okay, who does that?" Eddie says, leaning in like he's on Scooby Doo. "Who kills the local metalhead freak? And why like this, because, seriously, this is overkill," he adds, holding out his gashed-up arms.

     

    Or: Steve's sick of seeing ghosts, Eddie's got some regrets, and death isn't fair.

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    24 Jan 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 33

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    It can't be.

    Steve Harrington is back in the hellhole that is Hawkins, Indiana - or maybe at some college halfway across the country, preparing to take over daddy's business. He's most certainly not wearing rollerblades and a pair of stupidly short shorts, waiting tables in a cheap twenty-four hour diner in Seattle.

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    Written for day 9 of the Steddie Holiday Drabble challenge on tumblr
    Promt: No Upside Down AU

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    06 Jan 2024

  18. Rec 43

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    And Steve told him.

    About fighting monsters with nothing but a nail bat. About Billy Hargrove. About Russian torture chambers and the headaches and the nightmares and the ringing in his right ear that never really went away. He looked so young, so beautiful, so broken. Eddie wanted to scoop him up and put him back together and hold him close so that nothing would ever hurt him again.

    But he didn't.

    Because Eddie was weak.

    Eddie was a coward.

    It's a good thing he's dead.

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    Written for day 2 of the Steddie Holiday Drabble challenge on tumblr

    Prompt: Came back wrong

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    04 Jan 2024

  19. Public Bookmark 9

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    Eddie meets a cute guy at the company Christmas party and gets more than he bargained for.

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    Written for day 3 of the Steddie Holiday Drabble challenge on tumblr

    Prompt: Meet cute at work

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    04 Jan 2024

  20. Rec 13

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    “Hey, Rob! Check this out.” Steve holds up a mug. A Garfield mug. The disembodied head of Garfield the cat, in mug form, with protruding ceramic eyes and pointy ceramic ears and a pouty, pissed-off expression on its face.
    “Wow.”
    “I know, right?” Steve handles it delicately, like it’s a rare and precious artifact. “It’s perfect.”

    It’s December the twenty-second in Evanston, Illinois. Robin, Steve, and Eddie are having their own Christmas celebration.

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    25 Dec 2023

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