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Recruiting Officer by Desilite for jomipay
Fandoms: Campaign (Podcast), Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast)
25 Dec 2021
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$10/month: Patrons of this level will be given a password to correspond with the crew of the Uhuru. With it you can send in a 1-3 sentence description of an NPC who will apply to join the crew and be interviewed by our main cast.
I don't even know how this would work, but I'd love to see Earhart from RQG apply! She's a gnome gunslinger and the captain of an airship, and she's got a real vendetta against the Meritocrats (big dragons).
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monstrum (n): omen, portent, sign; unnatural thing or event, monster
In which Sasha has a bad job, a good plan, and a stubborn paladin, and Grizzop awaits a demonstration.
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JAMES: So, Bertie looks at the crow in his gilded cage, thinks for a moment about the symbolism of that with, you know, his own life—in a cage, privilege around him and the, the golden confines of the contract, and it’s just, looks at the crow and thinks— is there, is there a moment of spiritual union between him and the crow? And just goes, “Nah,” turns around, and leaves the crow in the cage.
BEN: I'm gonna just sidle up to the crow and just, just open the door.
GRIZZOP: Go on! Or not, whatever.
LYDIA: Aw, he’s lived so long in those cramped dark interiors that he’s finding it intimidating to leave them and experience the wider world. Wonder what that must feel like.
BERTIE: Look, I didn’t empathize with the crow, I'm damned if you’re going to. Anybody else? Hamid? Hm? This crow is also short, hm?
GRIZZOP: Hang on a minute—
BERTIE: What? Grizzop! This crow is also short!
GRIZZOP: No, I didn’t wanna be included—In which Sasha empathizes with a crow, Grizzop picks a hill to die on, Hamid makes a friend, and Wilde really just needs a hand.
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In which Eva learns how to relate to teens and Grizzop goes on a highly unusual field trip.
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approach the asymptote by lizardhands
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
04 Jun 2026
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"There is no point in any of this rumination. You are gone. You are nothing now but a muse, something that I can conjure upon command and listen. You are nothing more now than a lullaby, a prayer, a dissonant, augmented, ugly, beautiful melody."
Rocky and Grace part ways for their respective planets. It should feel like a victory. It doesn't.
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26 May 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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16 May 2026
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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
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12 May 2026
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evil alien space pirate by serenfire
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
19 Apr 2026
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“Picture: you, human, stranded in ship in space. Me: big bad space pirate, here to capture you and—”
“Have your way with me?” grins Grace. “Put your claws alllll over me? Claim me as part of your booty?”
Rocky reaches down and flicks him. “Grace make sound so stupid. Promise: is not stupid. Could be fun! Grace show me around ship, ready to do anything to convince me to let go free. Maybe Grace even show me own body."
“Oooooh, and then you could be like: ‘I’ll let you go, but since you’re the only human I’ll ever meet, I have to study you. Experiment on you. For the sake of interstellar biology.’”
“Well... word ‘probe’ did appear much during research."
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12 May 2026
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phenomenal nominal nothing by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 Apr 2026
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“Proof of concept,” ♫♬♯♩♩♫ says. “We’ve tested it thoroughly to ensure it fits the specified nutritional profile, and several members of our team have ingested small amounts of it to ensure there were no adverse effects.”
“You ate some of it?” I ask, rudely. I’m too irate to mind my language. Who do they think they are? That meat is for Grace. In a way, that meat is Grace.
“Yes,” ♫♬♯♩♩♫ says. They and the rest of the human life support thrum know better than to be offended by my occasionally strange behaviour. “Obviously we weren’t going to risk the life of Honoured Grace on a completely untested technology.”
That doesn’t mean much. There’s a lot of things that are safe for ingestion by Eridians that would outright kill a human.
Trust Grace, I remind myself. He’ll have thought of all this.
(OR: Grace's meburgers from the book epilogue. Let's talk about those!)
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12 May 2026