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  1. Rec *

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    Kit's going to make some real friends if it kills him and everyone around him.
    Which it just might.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    How to Win Friends and Influence People [A Guide For The Wannabe-Human]
    ThoseFiveChicks

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    Kit's going to make some real friends if it kills him and everyone around him.
    Which it just might.

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    Jason decides to use his newfound circumstances to help the kid he’d met in the Alley.

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    19 Dec 2023

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    settlement
    envysparkler

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    Jason decides to use his newfound circumstances to help the kid he’d met in the Alley.

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    A single kid trailing after Dick Grayson is suspicious.

    So baby Tim hires another kid from the alley to make it appear as two kids, yep, less sus.

    Or: Jason is hired by this rich kid to help him trail after another rich, infuencer kid? Money is good, and the kid is adorable, so, okay? Meanwhile, Dick's big brother sense is going haywire.

    This fic is a standalone, and the first in a series.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    In need: one big brother for my super secret stalking, I mean, researching
    raretune

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    A single kid trailing after Dick Grayson is suspicious.

    So baby Tim hires another kid from the alley to make it appear as two kids, yep, less sus.

    Or: Jason is hired by this rich kid to help him trail after another rich, infuencer kid? Money is good, and the kid is adorable, so, okay? Meanwhile, Dick's big brother sense is going haywire.

    This fic is a standalone, and the first in a series.

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    Kon’s pumped that Clark has brought him in to help put together Jon’s 8th birthday party. No really, he is! Just don’t ask him directly about it, or he may need to go leave the room and take a breather. Inhaling helium gas from all those balloons isn’t good for you, you know?

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    26 Jun 2026

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    birthday bash
    yeeyee123

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    Kon’s pumped that Clark has brought him in to help put together Jon’s 8th birthday party. No really, he is! Just don’t ask him directly about it, or he may need to go leave the room and take a breather. Inhaling helium gas from all those balloons isn’t good for you, you know?

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    Tim figures out that the Red Hood is Jason Todd before anyone else, and with one move, manages to defuse the entire board.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    successor
    envysparkler

    Summary:

    Tim figures out that the Red Hood is Jason Todd before anyone else, and with one move, manages to defuse the entire board.