Determined_Overthinker



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    Shane knows he shouldn't, and yet he still does, or: every hookup Shane and Ilya should've had between 2011 and 2013. Because TV budgets aren't infinite, but our need for smut between these two is. Featuring: bruise sucking! Deepthroating! Intercrural! Shane removing Ilya's clothing with his teeth! Edging! The boys being extremely goofy! And so much more.

    They shuck all their clothing off—Shane doesn’t even bother to fold his, he’s too hungry, too impatient—but as he moves to pull Rozanov towards him and into bed, he’s arrested by Rozanov’s grip on his forearm.

    He follows the direction of Rozanov’s gaze and finally remembers: the bruise. He hasn’t paid much attention to it. Hasn’t felt it, really, since Rozanov has stepped into the room.

    It’s a real beauty, about the size of his palm, and dark purple-blue. Rozanov is staring at it like he’s hypnotized.

    “I did that,” he says, half question, half statement.

    “Probably,” Shane says.

    “No, it was me,” Rozanov says, and this time he sounds absolutely certain. He brushes gentle fingertips over it; Shane shivers.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    "You got this…for me?" Shane's voice cracks a little.

    Ilya studies him properly for a moment. His skin is a washed-out grey under his freckles. Pain draws his mouth tight, and he can see the restlessness jumping under his skin. No, being benched is not going well for Shane Hollander. The sky is also blue.

    "I refuse to eat your boring snacks while we watch whatever boring movie is your favourite, Hollander," he says, and watches him melt a little with satisfaction.

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    Shane hurt his knee, so when Ilya goes over to check on him, they absolutely definitely shouldn't have any sex

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    09 Jun 2026

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    A series of unrelated, canon-compliant oneshots about Shane and Ilya being horny and/or feral for each other.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Shane never had any vices until he met Ilya Rozanov.

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    24 May 2026

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    “You have a ride back home, right? Please tell me you aren’t going to drive. You’ll crash one of your stupid sports cars and get a concussion. Or die.”

    “Awe, so sweet to me, worrying. But no, I am in Moscow. I have no good cars here, only shitty Marussia B2. Stupid purchase. You know, the B2 is just B1 but with fancier clothes? Look better than B1, though. B1 look like low-money 80’s future movie.” He makes an annoyed sound. “No. I do not have word. научная фантастика. What is movie type that has flying cars?”

    “Jesus,” Shane says, running a hand through his hair. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard you talk so much.”

    “You like my voice, da? So is no problem, for you.”

    “Fuck you. Do you mean sci-fi?”

    Rozanov makes a triumphant sound. “Yes, that! Sci-fi. B1 look like that meme of a cat’s face covered in cream. Ugly car. So, at least I have better choice. I can look at it and not wish to drive it off cliff and into garbage land.”

    “...You’re thinking of a landfill.”

    Or, Ilya keeps calling Shane at odd hours to talk about nothing and everything. Shane, for some reason he can’t quite rationalize, keeps answering. And texting. And then things get a bit out of hand.

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    24 May 2026