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Out on a scouting mission, Aaron and Daryl discover a new community. Lured in with the hopes of making new alliances and trading for enough food to keep their people alive through the coming winter, they soon learn this community has many connections that they keep in check through the institution of an old custom. Facing the prospect of a forced marriage to a stranger neither of them wants, Aaron and Daryl wind up pretending to already be wed... to one another.
With the threat of repercussions hanging over their head if they're caught in a lie, can they keep the ruse alive long enough to reach Rick and have him smooth things over? Can they stop it all from crumbling around them when an entire delegation from the Hilltop escorts them back to Alexandria to arrange a wedding, only to be greeted by an unknowing Eric and the all-too-shrewd eyes of Jesus that Daryl can't seem to shake and the stranger somehow worms his way beneath Daryl's skin.
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12 May 2026
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Slowly, the man raised his hand to pull at the bandana covering the lower half of his face. “Daryl?”
“You two know each other?” Rick asked. His gun was still raised and aimed at Paul, but his body was starting to relax.
“We should do,” Paul answered, sparing a darting glance back at Rick before locking eyes with Daryl again, looking hesitant, like he didn’t know what to expect. “Considering I’m his husband.”
“You - “ Rick looked at Daryl, bewildered. “You’re married?”
“By accident,” Daryl hurried to state.
“Happy accident,” Paul piped up with feigned cheer. His bright tone was easily belied by the hurt Daryl could see in his eyes. “Although, the fine state of Georgia doesn’t recognise it.”
“Ain’t recognised here, either. Goddamn Virginia,” Daryl grumbled.
“Ah,” Paul grinned, his posture relaxing. “But step a toe over the line into D.C…”
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01 May 2026
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What if Jesus had ended up at Woodbury instead of the Hilltop? What if he met the group at the prison in season 3?
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Paul rounded the corner to the row of cells leading to the one he’d been locked in, only to find Daryl there, in the middle of the walkway, staring at the spot Paul was supposed to be. Paul stopped and took a bite out of the cookie in his hand. It was sweet and horribly stale. Hard as a rock, it crunched loudly when it broke under the force of his teeth.
Daryl’s head whipped around and their eyes locked. Paul watched in fascination as Daryl’s expression slipped quickly from surprise to anger, his face flushing red all the way down his neck. Paul took another almost painful bite of the cookie, crunching noisily while he chewed.
“The hell’re you doin’?”
“You didn’t leave me any food. I was hungry,” Paul said, raising what remained of the cookie in explanation. “I was coming back like a good prisoner.”
“Good prisoners don’t go walkin’ around the prison stealin’ shit.”
Paul hummed in thought. “I suppose it depends on how you define a good prisoner, doesn’t it?”
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01 May 2026
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“Ain't nothin' to talk about,” Daryl snaps back, only to turn his head away again.
“Really?” Paul laughs in disbelief, his lips curling sardonically. He's not sure if he's laughing at Daryl or himself or the universe. He can't help himself. “Wanna tell me what color my eyes are then? I've always wanted to know.”
ON HIATUS UNTIL NEXT YEAR - HAPPY HOLIDAYS 🎄
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13 Apr 2026
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“Oh, is that what you think, Harrington?” Billy’s voice was soft, velvet over razor-sharp rage. “Think you can bat your eyes and I’ll come beggin’ like a dog, lettin’ you lead me around by my goddamn knot?”
“What—no—I don’t—” Steve’s brain felt sluggish, stunned by the force of Billy’s full attention.
One corner of the Alpha’s mouth curled up in a half-smirk, almost a sneer. “Not so haughty now, are you, King Steve?”
“I—don’t call me that,” said Steve automatically, but it came out far weaker than he’d hoped.
“No?” Billy cocked his head like a dog, smirk spreading a little wider.
“Pretty sure I can call you whatever the fuck I want,” he breathed, gaze flashing blue and dangerous under lazy, half-closed lids. “And you’ll take it.”
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if your obsession with an impossible ship from 2017 persists, ask your doctor if another harringrove omegaverse AU is right for you.
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- Part 1 of v’s requests & requisitions ♡
- Part 2 of v’s harringrove AUs ⚣
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10 Jan 2026
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Little by little by heirtodriftmark
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
29 Aug 2025
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“Well, according to your blood tests,” Dr. Zamve said, looking at Bucky with a comforting gaze. “It would appear that you are…pregnant.”
Every single thought that was in Bucky’s mind previously vanished, and, without realising it, a startled reaction fell from his mouth. “…What?”
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- Part 1 of True perfection is imperfect
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19 Jul 2025
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warm blood (feels good, i can't control it anymore) by notcaycepollard
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
08 Jun 2016
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Sam's just chilling watching TV one evening when Bucky comes in and stares at him silently for a minute or two before sitting down on the couch. He's pretty close to Sam.
Okay, he's really close to Sam. Like, Sam would be using the word 'cuddling' if it wasn't so bizarre.
"What," he says, carefully not looking at Bucky, and Bucky huffs a sigh.
"Steve's not here," he says as if it's obvious. "Don't make it weird. Just- shut up."
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18 Jul 2025
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Two Birds in the Tower by Anonymous
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
04 Jul 2025
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Things are finally sort of going Sam's way. He's got his team together. The public is slowly warming up to the idea of the Avengers being back, and him being the right Captain America to lead it. His personal life is nonexistent and he's fucking tired but hey all that hard work has paid off and it feels good! Worth it!
It would be perfect if it weren't for Bucky and his edgy team currently doing tricks for Valentina Allegra de Fontaine and having their New Avengers image slapped onto every box of Wheaties. Every phone call with the man he called his friend and partner has just led to a frustrating game of accusations, confusion, and endless circular arguments. Sam doesn't get it or understand why it feels like Bucky is hiding something from him. And it hurts more than he expects.
However, when a mission goes wrong, it puts him and Joaquin directly in the crosshairs of the Serpents. And the only place they can hide is with the very group of people they're supposed to be feuding with.
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29 Jun 2025
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Sam groans, looking anywhere but at the Winter Soldier and his creamy naked thighs on either side of Sam’s hips, the hem of his air force sweater leaving so much skin exposed that he doesn't even bother with imagination.
“Oh god," Sam swears, "where are your underwear?”
“The floor,” Winter answers, breathless and with a triumphant grin in his voice.
Sam is so fucked.
Bucky is going to kill him. Steve is going to kill him.
But he thinks Winter might beat them both to the punch when he rolls his hips.
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27 Jun 2025
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Avengers: React! by letsdogethelp
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 May 2026
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After the snap the avengers (and others) are kidnapped by the TVA and forced to watch their lives on screen.
Sometimes the future is shown, so they can prevent bad things from happening, and other times they react to the past to learn from their mistakes. In one moment the heroes watch happy and embarrassing scenes, in the other they find out more about the dark pasts and truth from each other.
The purpose of all this is avoiding a universal conflict to take place.
Will they have learned their lesson and be able to change the future or is it already too late?
Or, the avengers and co react to scenes to prevent a multiversal catastrophe. Chaos (and trauma) ensues.
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26 Jun 2025
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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23 Jun 2025
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Just Like Cats and Dogs by stfustucky (iwillpaintasongforlou)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Aug 2020
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Lambert likes traveling with Aiden, even though he's batshit. He's the kind of crazy that fits Lambert's crazy, and Lambert likes that shit, alright? He likes Aiden. You know, in a friend way. Or whatever way has them fucking on this forest floor right now. That way is pretty good, too.
(Aiden is pissed off about a shitty contract and has energy to work off. Lambert wasn't expecting this day to end with him on his back and Aiden naked in his lap, but he's rolling with it.)
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Lambert and Aiden dread the day they separate for the winter more and more every year. When the eve of their parting draws nigh, tensions run high. Lambert is unsettled when he realizes Aiden has disappeared hours before they were meant to part. The circumstances around Aiden's disappearance are worse than they initially seemed, and Lambert soon realizes he might need the help of his brothers to get Aiden back.
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03 May 2025
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Lambert has scored a well paid contract to kill a Succubus and comes away from the encounter with more than he bargained for. Now cursed, he must find the lips of his greatest enemy or remain forever hobbled.
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30 Apr 2025
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Desert Night by CallunaVulgaris
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
29 Dec 2023
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Lambert has followed Aiden south this winter, but summer isn't done with the desert just yet. The youngest Wolf of Kaer Morhen isn't used to the heat.
Inspired by a discord conversation.
There's a picture of Lambert with his hair all soft and floppy, wearing a flower crown.
"My personal headcannon is that he slicks his hair back to look older and more severe. I bet his beard is to hide his baby face."Bookmarked by Disasterpenguin
29 Apr 2025
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Scheming village elders try to stiff a pair of Witchers collecting on a contract. If they use magical incense to unleash the mutants' repressed rage, they'll be able to justify slaying them like rabid dogs, won't they?
Aiden and Lambert are full of repressed rage, but slightly more full of repressed feelings towards each other.
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29 Apr 2025
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In a moment of weakness, omega Lambert gets caught by slavers and is dragged from auction to auction for weeks. When he is bought by a Cat for the price of Ten Coppers, he honestly expects the worst. Turns out Aiden is everything he ever could have wished for and as he slowly learns that it's okay for him to be soft every now and then, he falls deeply in love with the other man.
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Aiden just found the prettiest, growliest omega he has ever seen. Of course he's going to rescue him!Bookmarked by Disasterpenguin
28 Apr 2025
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Gems in his Hoard by cinnamonroll_ofdeath
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
25 Feb 2024
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Jaskier was a dragon that hoarded people. His friendships were his hoard. And Geralt, oblivious to all of this, was the prized piece of it. The one his instincts insisted was his mate.
When Geralt rejected Jaskier on the top of the mountain, Jaskier ran. Finding himself stuck in his dragon form, he flew off in search of another member of his hoard, Ciri.
Little did he know that Ciri was in search of Geralt.
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22 Apr 2025
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The first time Lambert sees Jaskier, he thinks the man is a beta. He's walking next to Geralt into Kaer Morhen's courtyard and looking around with wide eyes. Lambert eyes the newcomer suspiciously from the ladder he's perched on and turns his back to them when he spots Eskel coming to welcome him with a smile on his face.
He still keeps an ear on the conversation taking place into the courtyard and decides that he doesn't care if Geralt brought his partner to the keep for the winter. Geralt is a grown man, Geralt lives here too, therefore Geralt is allowed to bring guests.
Or : Lambert and Jaskier are omegas, Jaskier loves it and Lambert hates it.
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03 Apr 2025
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it's not stupid if i have a plan by Cancer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Jun 2025
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"Lambert says it as an insult. You’re too fucking pretty. What business do you have being this fucking pretty while being a Witcher, with the scars that look almost placed strategically across his skin to make him look a roughish kind of handsome rather than the type of fucked up that Lambert’s scars get even when he treats them properly.
He says it as an insult, like the bastard he is, but it must be true what they say about Cats, about them being crazy fuckers, because Aiden just laughs with his head tilted back and his pointy canines showing.
Then he looks at Lambert with a glint in his eye and says, 'You’re one to talk,' and just continues cleaning himself on the stream."
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Lambert is an omega who hasn't told anyone his status because the school of the wolf found a way to breed omega witchers to create babies with higher chances to survive to the mutagenes. by the time Lambert presents and figures out how to keep everyone from knowing, the keep has fallen, so it never comes up anyway.
then he meets Aiden, and he decides that stupid decisions are only stupid if you make them unconsciously and without a plan.Bookmarked by Disasterpenguin
30 Mar 2025