Distantdreamer89



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    It's one thing to have a midlife crisis and come out the other side with a new sexuality.

    It’s another thing to have had this crisis because of your attractive new coworker. Who is also your student intern. Who is also roughly half your age.

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    26 May 2026

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    “Well.” Michael puts his glass down on his coaster. Taps the hobnailed glass with his fingertips, once, twice. Then, as casually as he’s said anything else that evening, “I had a really shitty day at work and I was hoping to work that frustration out by fucking some stranger.”

    “I’m a stranger.” Dennis hears himself say.

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    Dennis goes to a gay bar for the first time. He meets a handsome stranger called Michael. Smut ensues. Definitely no consequences will follow.

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    25 May 2026

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    Five Times Ilya Rozanov Got Jealous at the Gym

    And One Time Shane Hollander Did

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    The 5+1 Hollanov fic based on a TikTok video I saw of a cute gay couple sharing a water bottle in the gym.

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    11 May 2026

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    20 Feb 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

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    19 Feb 2026