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The Lazarus Pit heals and ressurects but it does not create. Or does it?
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01 Jun 2026
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Business of eternal union by Candicewt
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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➡️ Alfred: One collapsed soufflé away from retiring to the countryside.
➡️ Damian: Treats marriage like a tactical alliance and somehow gets a yes anyway.
➡️ Jon: Hears "future husband" and immediately signs up.
➡️ Tim: Attempts to explain emotions; receives psychic damage instead.
➡️ Jason: Convinced this is the funniest thing to happen to the family in years.
➡️ Dick: Already planning the wedding playlist and betting pool.
➡️ Bruce: One "betrothed" away from a complete system reboot.
➡️ Clark: Has no idea what's coming.
Featuring: super-hearing, emotional illiteracy, and a very concerned butler.
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- Part 6 of The Batfamily Chronicles
Bookmarked by DivineBoredom
01 Jun 2026
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Loved it I wish there was more bc it was so funny
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Damian Wayne gets kidnapped, and the kidnappers demand $30 million from Bruce Wayne.
Damian immediately rejects the valuation—if Tim Drake is $30 million, then he is at least $50 million.
The kidnappers quickly realize they didn’t kidnap a victim… they kidnapped someone offended by low market pricing.
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- Part 5 of The Batfamily Chronicles
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01 Jun 2026
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Weapon of Mass Seduction (and Other Batfamily Emergencies) by Candicewt
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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This is a One shot series
When Bart casually reveals that future Damian becomes the “Bruce Wayne” of the next generation—charming, untouchable, and devastatingly attractive—the Batfamily realizes they’re not prepared for the level of chaos this will unleash.
Unfortunately for them, Talia already is.
Tim: Hey Bart, why were you all weird around Damian earlier?
Bart (squirming): Hnnng, it's just...it's been a while since I've seen Damian.
Tim: And?
Bart: And I didn't realise how much he's grown up.
Tim: So? Why is that weird to you? Are you feeling that old?
Bart: No! Look you know how insanely attracted most people to are to Bruce?
Tim: massaging his forehead Yes. No matter how much I want to forget.
Bart: Well...in the future, well the time I came from, Damian is the Bruce Wayne of our generation.
Tim: WHAT?!
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- Part 3 of The Batfamily Chronicles
Bookmarked by DivineBoredom
01 Jun 2026
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Baby's First Alien Invasion by BleuSarcelle
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons (Movie 2022)
01 Jun 2026
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“How the hell did you fight Superman?”
Damian tilts his head back, a smug smirk on his lips. “What? Like it’s hard?”
“Is this his concussion talking?” Tim asks, eyebrow arched in both worry and surprise. “No way he fought against the Superman.”
“Of course I did. Jon was barely a match for him so we had to switch adversaries. “
“Who the fuck is Jon?”
Jasons’s question is ignored. “And besides, Jon was useless since he couldn’t hold the kryptonite, for obvious reasons I believe I won’t have to explain —”
“No, seriously, who the fuck is Jon?”
“Wasn’t that the turkey’s name?” Tim answers, narrowing his eyes at his little brother who throws them a glare in return.
"That's Jerry." Dick supplies from the side.
(or the one where the one time the three oldest batboys leave for a training mission it's the one time their newest babiest brother experiences his first alien invasion all on his own, along with his new babiest friend, and they all between worried, proud, and a little concerned with their brother's priorities.)
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01 Jun 2026